BUFFALOKIE Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Hasn't had a smoke in years. Smokes too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Smokes too much. Made sweet love to apple pies way before Jason Biggs did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Thinks apple pie is worth sweet lovemaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 ^^^ 32,102 posts...32,101 of which include the phrase "when I used to work at Chess King..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 ^^^ 32,102 posts...32,101 of which include the phrase "when I used to work at Chess King..." Mourned the death of Dave Thomas and his beloved Double w cheese for months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Has a sandwich named after him at the local deli. It's called "The Stinky Landscaper that Makes our Female Patrons Uncomfortable." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Has a sandwich named after him at the local deli. It's called "The Stinky Landscaper that Makes our Female Patrons Uncomfortable." Hasn't changed his workout in years. Still "sweating to the oldies" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Quite the ladies man. Takes all his best girls to Golden Corral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Was once voted "Most Likely to wear a velour tracksuit to a Bills game" Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Has small feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 26, 2016 Author Share Posted July 26, 2016 Has small feet Has underwear older than MS-DOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Has underwear older than MS-DOS Â Knows this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 (*^*&%^$^#former stoner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 http://lmgtfy.com/?q=former Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 26, 2016 Author Share Posted July 26, 2016 http://lmgtfy.com/?q=former http://lmgtfy.com/?q=let+me+google+that+for+you&l=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 This thread sucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Is suspicious that his cat is plotting to kill him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Is suspicious that his cat is plotting to kill him. Weirdo who projects his Pussyphobia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 His appearance frightens small children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 His appearance frightens small children. Can't even sit on the turlet without complaining on the internets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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