Insult the previous poster

[BUFFALOKIE]

Hasn't had a smoke in years.

Smokes too much.

[Maury Ballstein]

Smokes too much.

Made sweet love to apple pies way before Jason Biggs did.

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

Thinks apple pie is worth sweet lovemaking.

[BringBackFergy]

^^^ 32,102 posts...32,101 of which include the phrase "when I used to work at Chess King..."

[Maury Ballstein]

^^^ 32,102 posts...32,101 of which include the phrase "when I used to work at Chess King..."

Mourned the death of Dave Thomas and his beloved Double w cheese for months.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Has a sandwich named after him at the local deli. It's called "The Stinky Landscaper that Makes our Female Patrons Uncomfortable."

[Maury Ballstein]

Has a sandwich named after him at the local deli. It's called "The Stinky Landscaper that Makes our Female Patrons Uncomfortable."

Hasn't changed his workout in years. Still "sweating to the oldies"

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Quite the ladies man. Takes all his best girls to Golden Corral.

[BringBackFergy]

Was once voted "Most Likely to wear a velour tracksuit to a Bills game"

 

[shrader]

Has small feet

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Has small feet

Has underwear older than MS-DOS

[Chef Jim]

Has underwear older than MS-DOS

 

Knows this.

[DC Tom]

(*^*&%^$^#former stoner.

[Chef Jim]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=former

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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=let+me+google+that+for+you&l=1

[BUFFALOKIE]

This thread sucks!

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Is suspicious that his cat is plotting to kill him.

[BUFFALOKIE]

Is suspicious that his cat is plotting to kill him.

Weirdo who projects his Pussyphobia.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

His appearance frightens small children.

[BUFFALOKIE]

His appearance frightens small children.

Can't even sit on the turlet without complaining on the internets.