/dev/null Posted August 10, 2016 Author Posted August 10, 2016 Thinks it's still cool to yell "GET A ROOM" Pays for his room by the hour
BuffaloBill Posted August 10, 2016 Posted August 10, 2016 Pays for his room by the hour At his age has no recollection as to why anyone would need a room for an hour....
/dev/null Posted August 10, 2016 Author Posted August 10, 2016 At his age has no recollection as to why anyone would need a room for an hour.... Is so old his High School yearbook was written in hieroglyphics
CountDorkula Posted August 10, 2016 Posted August 10, 2016 ^^^ Favorite Movie: Free Willy XIV Cant figure out how to stick to todays topic. You're so old, you changed Yodas diaper.
Beerball Posted August 10, 2016 Posted August 10, 2016 Cant figure out how to stick to todays topic. You're so old, you changed Yodas diaper. The Count isn't so old, but his momma is. Matter of fact his momma is so old her yearbook has a picture of Moses in it.
CountDorkula Posted August 10, 2016 Posted August 10, 2016 ^ His social security # is 52 Which is 40 higher than yours....
/dev/null Posted August 10, 2016 Author Posted August 10, 2016 Which is 40 higher than yours.... Which is 33 higher than the number of teeth you have left
Captain_Quint Posted August 11, 2016 Posted August 11, 2016 Which is 33 higher than the number of teeth you have left Which is 25 times the number of men you've slept with.
/dev/null Posted August 11, 2016 Author Posted August 11, 2016 Which is 25 times the number of men you've slept with. ichthyophiliac
Maury Ballstein Posted August 11, 2016 Posted August 11, 2016 ichthyophiliac Asked the cashier at McDonalds if they would lightly sauté his onions.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 11, 2016 Posted August 11, 2016 Is dating that cashier at McDonalds. She's not much to look at, and has very few functional teeth, but she's a giver in the sack.
BringBackFergy Posted August 11, 2016 Posted August 11, 2016 (edited) ^^ Intentionally rips his jeans before attending his sixth Luke Bryan concert. (Edit: was meant for Ryan before JohnnyHammersticks rudely interrupted this thread) Edited August 11, 2016 by BringBackFergy
Maury Ballstein Posted August 11, 2016 Posted August 11, 2016 ^^ Intentionally rips his jeans before attending his sixth Luke Bryan concert. (Edit: was meant for Ryan before JohnnyHammersticks rudely interrupted this thread) Hates Luke Bryan because his God is Bonnie Raitt.
Gugny Posted August 11, 2016 Posted August 11, 2016 Hates Luke Bryan because his God is Bonnie Raitt. Time Out Ryan - do you seriously like Luke Bryan?
BringBackFergy Posted August 11, 2016 Posted August 11, 2016 Time Out Ryan - do you seriously like Luke Bryan? (LOL...yes, yes he does)
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 11, 2016 Posted August 11, 2016 (LOL...yes, yes he does) Vice Treasurer of the Indigo Girls Fan Club.
Cugalabanza Posted August 11, 2016 Posted August 11, 2016 Vice Treasurer of the Indigo Girls Fan Club. Jealous ex-Vice Treasurer of the Indigo Girls Fan Club
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