CountDorkula Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Thinks it's still cool to yell "GET A ROOM" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 10, 2016 Author Share Posted August 10, 2016 Thinks it's still cool to yell "GET A ROOM" Pays for his room by the hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Pays for his room by the hour At his age has no recollection as to why anyone would need a room for an hour.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 10, 2016 Author Share Posted August 10, 2016 At his age has no recollection as to why anyone would need a room for an hour.... Is so old his High School yearbook was written in hieroglyphics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 ^^^ Favorite Movie: Free Willy XIV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 ^^^ Favorite Movie: Free Willy XIV Cant figure out how to stick to todays topic. You're so old, you changed Yodas diaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Cant figure out how to stick to todays topic. You're so old, you changed Yodas diaper. The Count isn't so old, but his momma is. Matter of fact his momma is so old her yearbook has a picture of Moses in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 ^ His social security # is 52 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 ^ His social security # is 52 Which is 40 higher than yours.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 10, 2016 Author Share Posted August 10, 2016 Which is 40 higher than yours.... Which is 33 higher than the number of teeth you have left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Which is 33 higher than the number of teeth you have left Which is 25 times the number of men you've slept with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 11, 2016 Author Share Posted August 11, 2016 Which is 25 times the number of men you've slept with. ichthyophiliac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 ichthyophiliac Asked the cashier at McDonalds if they would lightly sauté his onions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Is dating that cashier at McDonalds. She's not much to look at, and has very few functional teeth, but she's a giver in the sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 (edited) ^^ Intentionally rips his jeans before attending his sixth Luke Bryan concert. (Edit: was meant for Ryan before JohnnyHammersticks rudely interrupted this thread) Edited August 11, 2016 by BringBackFergy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 ^^ Intentionally rips his jeans before attending his sixth Luke Bryan concert. (Edit: was meant for Ryan before JohnnyHammersticks rudely interrupted this thread) Hates Luke Bryan because his God is Bonnie Raitt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Hates Luke Bryan because his God is Bonnie Raitt. Time Out Ryan - do you seriously like Luke Bryan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Time Out Ryan - do you seriously like Luke Bryan? (LOL...yes, yes he does) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 (LOL...yes, yes he does) Vice Treasurer of the Indigo Girls Fan Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Vice Treasurer of the Indigo Girls Fan Club. Jealous ex-Vice Treasurer of the Indigo Girls Fan Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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