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Don't mention it. Make sure to buy a $50 candle on the way out.

 

 

No prob.

 

Here's another moral dilemma.

 

I have a hamster and fed him silica gel because I think the "do not eat" label on those things is a government conspiracy. Anyway it gave him the ability to talk but also got him addicted which is maybe why the stuff was labeled "do not eat". Anyway if I were to stop feeding it to him and say it was for the addiction but it was really just to shut him up, would that be a sin for the false motive?

 

In fairness to myself I originally thought it would make him super strong, not talkative. I was going to have him beat the crap out of Beerboy on a regular basis but it worked out differently. Now he just verbally abuses Beerboy until he cries and..............wait, never mind. I'll keep feeding it to him. Oh crap, is that a sin? I hate this friggin thread.

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No prob.

 

Here's another moral dilemma.

 

I have a hamster and fed him silica gel because I think the "do not eat" label on those things is a government conspiracy. Anyway it gave him the ability to talk but also got him addicted which is maybe why the stuff was labeled "do not eat". Anyway if I were to stop feeding it to him and say it was for the addiction but it was really just to shut him up, would that be a sin for the false motive?

 

In fairness to myself I originally thought it would make him super strong, not talkative. I was going to have him beat the crap out of Beerboy on a regular basis but it worked out differently. Now he just verbally abuses Beerboy until he cries and..............wait, never mind. I'll keep feeding it to him. Oh crap, is that a sin? I hate this friggin thread.

 

I don't believe hamsters are subject to being the victims of sin, so whether or not you feed it silica gel is irrelevant. Now buy a !@#$ing candle.

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I don't believe hamsters are subject to being the victims of sin, so whether or not you feed it silica gel is irrelevant. Now buy a !@#$ing candle.

 

 

Check your wire transfer log and shut up about it. I think you owe me answers for about anything I want to ask. Keep your candle too. Between Greggy, Beerboy, the Googlebot and Sammy, the risk of fire is far too high.

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Check your wire transfer log and shut up about it. I think you owe me answers for about anything I want to ask. Keep your candle too. Between Greggy, Beerboy, the Googlebot and Sammy, the risk of fire is far too high.

 

Excellent. Go with God my hamster.

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Because I am not at all religious and do not believe in any god (notice the lower case g) I don't believe in the word sin therefore I have not sinned.

 

Having said that when I die I want you to all know the map to where the bodies are buried is taped to to the top inside our safe. My wife has the combination.

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I would confess my sins but I am already going to hell so why bother telling my sins to a priest who diddles little kids.

 

Careful, you might cut yourself on all that edge.

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