4merper4mer Posted July 12, 2016 Posted July 12, 2016 No, beerboy's sins are his own, my hamster. Your sins belong to you. Cool. Thanks for the absolution Padre.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 12, 2016 Author Posted July 12, 2016 Cool. Thanks for the absolution Padre. Don't mention it. Make sure to buy a $50 candle on the way out.
mead107 Posted July 12, 2016 Posted July 12, 2016 I see. And have you made any penance for this meat slipping? This is a mortal sin. Get thee to a nunnery. I sent him Stromboli and asked if he would give me his meat again
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 12, 2016 Author Posted July 12, 2016 I sent him Stromboli and asked if he would give me his meat again I see. Better make that "get thee to a nunnery and self-flagellate."
4merper4mer Posted July 12, 2016 Posted July 12, 2016 Don't mention it. Make sure to buy a $50 candle on the way out. No prob. Here's another moral dilemma. I have a hamster and fed him silica gel because I think the "do not eat" label on those things is a government conspiracy. Anyway it gave him the ability to talk but also got him addicted which is maybe why the stuff was labeled "do not eat". Anyway if I were to stop feeding it to him and say it was for the addiction but it was really just to shut him up, would that be a sin for the false motive? In fairness to myself I originally thought it would make him super strong, not talkative. I was going to have him beat the crap out of Beerboy on a regular basis but it worked out differently. Now he just verbally abuses Beerboy until he cries and..............wait, never mind. I'll keep feeding it to him. Oh crap, is that a sin? I hate this friggin thread.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 12, 2016 Author Posted July 12, 2016 No prob. Here's another moral dilemma. I have a hamster and fed him silica gel because I think the "do not eat" label on those things is a government conspiracy. Anyway it gave him the ability to talk but also got him addicted which is maybe why the stuff was labeled "do not eat". Anyway if I were to stop feeding it to him and say it was for the addiction but it was really just to shut him up, would that be a sin for the false motive? In fairness to myself I originally thought it would make him super strong, not talkative. I was going to have him beat the crap out of Beerboy on a regular basis but it worked out differently. Now he just verbally abuses Beerboy until he cries and..............wait, never mind. I'll keep feeding it to him. Oh crap, is that a sin? I hate this friggin thread. I don't believe hamsters are subject to being the victims of sin, so whether or not you feed it silica gel is irrelevant. Now buy a !@#$ing candle.
4merper4mer Posted July 12, 2016 Posted July 12, 2016 I don't believe hamsters are subject to being the victims of sin, so whether or not you feed it silica gel is irrelevant. Now buy a !@#$ing candle. Check your wire transfer log and shut up about it. I think you owe me answers for about anything I want to ask. Keep your candle too. Between Greggy, Beerboy, the Googlebot and Sammy, the risk of fire is far too high.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 12, 2016 Author Posted July 12, 2016 Check your wire transfer log and shut up about it. I think you owe me answers for about anything I want to ask. Keep your candle too. Between Greggy, Beerboy, the Googlebot and Sammy, the risk of fire is far too high. Excellent. Go with God my hamster.
4merper4mer Posted July 12, 2016 Posted July 12, 2016 Excellent. Go with God my hamster. Thanks. PM me or even use this thread if you'd like me to return the favor and have a GvG on your behalf.
Chef Jim Posted July 12, 2016 Posted July 12, 2016 Because I am not at all religious and do not believe in any god (notice the lower case g) I don't believe in the word sin therefore I have not sinned. Having said that when I die I want you to all know the map to where the bodies are buried is taped to to the top inside our safe. My wife has the combination.
mead107 Posted July 13, 2016 Posted July 13, 2016 Burn me and sprinkle me at a Bills game from the upper deck
BuffaloBill Posted July 13, 2016 Posted July 13, 2016 Father, if Beerball sins in the woods do you know about it?
Beef Jerky Posted July 13, 2016 Posted July 13, 2016 I would confess my sins but I am already going to hell so why bother telling my sins to a priest who diddles little kids.
LeviF Posted July 13, 2016 Posted July 13, 2016 I would confess my sins but I am already going to hell so why bother telling my sins to a priest who diddles little kids. Careful, you might cut yourself on all that edge.
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