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Zombie movies got it wrong. It won't be a virus that turns us into a mindless horde, it'll be our smart phones.

 

It will be?? How about past tense on that.

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Zombie movies got it wrong. It won't be a virus that turns us into a mindless horde, it'll be our smart phones.

 

The season 8 cliffhanger for The Walking Dead: the walkers aren't dead, they're just snapchatting.

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WTF?!

 

I was just talking to a friend who is the executive chef at a restaurant in DC, and he said they have hired a security guard to keep the Pokemon Go weirdos out of the building. He said they just wander in and meander around the freaking dining room with their phones. Wow.

 

Security guard? What a wuss. If I still worked in restaurants it would be:

 

Jim! We've got three more.

 

<Me running my knife up and down my steel with a maniacal look> AWESOME!!!

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Security guard? What a wuss. If I still worked in restaurants it would be:

 

Jim! We've got three more.

 

<Me running my knife up and down my steel with a maniacal look> AWESOME!!!

 

"And our special today is 'pork' loin..."

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Reading up on this more, there are websites now where people post pics of their genitalia, with these pokemon things on them? I don't understand this.

Pretty sure that's not what they mean by Pokemon balls.

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Which restaurant? Maybe I'll stop by.

 

And I don't play Pokemon.

Charlie Palmer Steak...across from the capital building. Stop in, ask for Jeff the chef, and tell him the Bills fan with the long balls sent you. He will laugh and then feed you well.

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