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Because people already spend too much damn time on their phones (present company included). Getting out with friends is great but enjoy your surroundings and the company of those you're with not staring at the screen of your phone.

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Being out and enjoying your company and surroundings > Being out with company and playing a game on a screen > sitting in your house staring at a computer or phone with no social interaction

 

So your point is to trash people doing something better just because it isn't the ideal.

 

How very America of you.

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Being out and enjoying your company and surroundings > Being out with company and playing a game on a screen > sitting in your house staring at a computer or phone with no social interaction

 

So your point is to trash people doing something better just because it isn't the ideal.

 

How very America of you.

 

And how very American of you for giving **** for doing so. Love the hypocrisy. :worthy:

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Can someone explain this game to me? I keep seeing people talking about it on social media but no clue what it is

 

Same here. Someone please explain in 100 words or less without the use of links or videos. More than that would require a level of care that I just don't possess.

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Same here. Someone please explain in 100 words or less without the use of links or videos. More than that would require a level of care that I just don't possess.

haha exactly. It's like I have some level of curiosity but don't care enough to really find out.
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Same here. Someone please explain in 100 words or less without the use of links or videos. More than that would require a level of care that I just don't possess.

It's a game that makes you have to leave the house and go to specific locations to collect eggs which grow into Pokemon monsters. The only way to make the eggs hatch is to walk/move a certain distance. Once the eggs hatch, you can battle your monsters against other people's monsters (I think?). That's about as much as I know.

 

Basically, it's an app designed to lead you to various locations, use up all your data, and has built in back doors which pilfer your facebook and gmail accounts for data.

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Same here. Someone please explain in 100 words or less without the use of links or videos. More than that would require a level of care that I just don't possess.

 

 

I'll keep it under 100 words total.

 

Pokemon Go!: Download app and sign in. You are then tasked with "catching" pokemon. When you are out and about and logged in, the app tells you when a Pokemon is near. When close enough it appears on your screen. You have to hit it with virtual balls by tapping the screen and if you do it is added to your collection.

 

Pornomom Blow!: A fee based service similar to the above but the Pokemon on replaced with mature porn stars and other hot chicks. When you get close enough and are in a secluded area they appear on your screen and talk dirty to you while stripping. The balls in this game are not virtual. After a certain time the pornomom stops until you pay. Once paid you can proceed until completion.

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I'll keep it under 100 words total.

 

Pokemon Go!: Download app and sign in. You are then tasked with "catching" pokemon. When you are out and about and logged in, the app tells you when a Pokemon is near. When close enough it appears on your screen. You have to hit it with virtual balls by tapping the screen and if you do it is added to your collection.

 

Pornomom Blow!: A fee based service similar to the above but the Pokemon on replaced with mature porn stars and other hot chicks. When you get close enough and are in a secluded area they appear on your screen and talk dirty to you while stripping. The balls in this game are not virtual. After a certain time the pornomom stops until you pay. Once paid you can proceed until completion.

 

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Try again.

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It's a game that makes you have to leave the house and go to specific locations to collect eggs which grow into Pokemon monsters. The only way to make the eggs hatch is to walk/move a certain distance. Once the eggs hatch, you can battle your monsters against other people's monsters (I think?). That's about as much as I know.

 

Basically, it's an app designed to lead you to various locations, use up all your data, and has built in back doors which pilfer your facebook and gmail accounts for data.

Thank you. 31 words. Well done.

 

 

 

 

Well, nothing wrong with increasing efficiency I suppose.

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