DrDawkinstein Posted July 8, 2016 Posted July 8, 2016 This was posted on Reddit and was pretty entertaining so I figured I'd post it here. User JaguarGator9 re-wrote Billy Joel's "We Didnt Start the Fire" using only the names of Cleveland Browns QBs. It's not perfect but its pretty good. Might need to re-name it "We Didnt Start the Tire-Fire"... Fun fact: You can substitute all the words in "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel to Cleveland Browns QBs, and if Cody Kessler starts this year, you actually run out of room. Verse Cliff Lewis, Otto Graham, then there is George Ratterman Babe Parilli, Tom O’Connell, and Milit Plum Len Dawson Bowl MVP, started one with the Brownies Jim Ninowiski, Frank Ryan Verse Gary Lane, Bill Nelsen, Mike Phipps, Don Gault Brian Sipe, Will Cureton, and Terry Luck Dave Mays started 4, Forrest Gregg shown the door List of every Browns QB, we haven’t left the 70s Chorus We didn’t start the fire It was always burning since the Browns were turning We didn’t start the fire No we didn’t light it, but we tried to fight it Verse Paul McDonald ’82, players strike cut down a few Gary Danielson, then followed Bernie Kosar Jeff Christensen replacement guy, Don Strock played 2 games and tried Mike Pagel played a couple, Schottenheimer’s done Mike Tomczak from OSU, Todd Philcox from Syracuse Vinny Testaverde cause he played for everyone Mark Rypien and Eric Zeier, Cleveland now can finally cheer The Browns are off to Baltimore, don’t have to watch this mess no more Chorus We didn’t start the fire It was always burning since the Browns were turning We didn’t start the fire No we didn’t light it, but we tried to fight it Bridge Lost their team in ’95, cursed Modell’s name to the skies New stadium lights up the sky, got the Browns in ‘99 Baltimore is doing fine, won Super Bowl thirty-five Even though the Browns still try, they cannot get a QB right Verse First pick Tim Couch, Ty Detmer backed up the slouch Eagles coach Doug Pederson, shared some reps with Spergon Wynn Kelly Holcomb in ’02, Middle Tennessee State U Luke McCown in ’04, Jeff Garcia started more Chorus We didn’t start the fire It was always burning since the Browns were turning We didn’t start the fire No we didn’t light it, but we tried to fight it Verse Trent Dilfer played in ’05, backed up by Charlie Frye Pro Bowler Derek Anderson, first round bust Brady Quinn Ken Dorsey started 3, can’t forget Bruce Gradkowski Panther legend Jake Delhomme, Seneca Wallace ISU cyclone Colt McCoy the famed Longhorn, when was Brandon Weeden born? Thad Lewis, Jason Campbell, Brian Hoyer too Johnny Football flamed out in style, Austin Davis, John McCown RGIII can’t stay healthy, this is a catastrophe Chorus We didn’t start the fire It was always burning since the Browns were turning We didn’t start the fire But when we are gone It will still burn on and on and on… https://np.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/4rqbq7/rnfl_roast_of_the_cleveland_browns_532/d537ayx
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