mead107 Posted July 18, 2016 Posted July 18, 2016 Did you tell him the wedding was going to be in Buffalo at Hammers lot?
CowgirlsFan Posted July 18, 2016 Posted July 18, 2016 Well, I got her dad's permission. Excellent...what's next?
Mike in Horseheads Posted July 18, 2016 Posted July 18, 2016 Well, I got her dad's permission. As Mead asked to get her out of the nursing home?
PromoTheRobot Posted July 18, 2016 Posted July 18, 2016 (edited) Marriage is like a friends with benefits thing without the benefits. ...or friends. Edited July 18, 2016 by PromoTheRobot
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 18, 2016 Posted July 18, 2016 So you're definitely getting hitched but haven't proposed yet? And 6 months away from actually popping the question! Millenials, WTF, we've stressed planning with them way too much! What can possibly go wrong?
Just Jack Posted July 18, 2016 Posted July 18, 2016 Well, I got her dad's permission. How much did it cost you?
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 18, 2016 Posted July 18, 2016 How much did it cost you? 2 goats and a 20 pound bag of rice.
DC Tom Posted July 18, 2016 Posted July 18, 2016 2 goats and a 20 pound bag of rice. That's a pretty good price, considering the average is around ten cows, six goats (though you may substitute goats for the cows at the appropriate goat-cow exchange rate), and a case of beer.
Gugny Posted July 19, 2016 Posted July 19, 2016 That's a pretty good price, considering the average is around ten cows, six goats (though you may substitute goats for the cows at the appropriate goat-cow exchange rate), and a case of beer. Define "beer."
DC Tom Posted July 19, 2016 Posted July 19, 2016 Define "beer." A an alcoholic beverage made from fermented grains and often flavored with hops.
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted July 19, 2016 Author Posted July 19, 2016 How much did it cost you? Bottle of whiskey, two cigars, and listening to 20 minutes of awkward sex stories from his younger years. Excellent...what's next? Buy the ring from my friend at Kay Jewelers (who can get me a 60% employee discount), then take her to Niagara Falls for Christmas.
BringBackFergy Posted July 19, 2016 Posted July 19, 2016 Buy the ring from my friend at Kay Jewelers (who can get me a 60% employee discount), then take her to Niagara Falls for Christmas. This sounds like something out of a Vincent Gallo movie.
CowgirlsFan Posted July 19, 2016 Posted July 19, 2016 Bottle of whiskey, two cigars, and listening to 20 minutes of awkward sex stories from his younger years. Buy the ring from my friend at Kay Jewelers (who can get me a 60% employee discount), then take her to Niagara Falls for Christmas. What??? You're not going to "he got it at Jared's" Just teasing...with the 60℅ it can be a larger diamond....and you'll have more money to spend at The Falls.
DC Tom Posted July 19, 2016 Posted July 19, 2016 What??? You're not going to "he got it at Jared's" Just teasing...with the 60℅ it can be a larger diamond....and you'll have more money to spend at The Falls. With a 60% discount, it's probably a cubic zirconia.
Wooderson Posted July 19, 2016 Posted July 19, 2016 Bottle of whiskey, two cigars, and listening to 20 minutes of awkward sex stories from his younger years. Buy the ring from my friend at Kay Jewelers (who can get me a 60% employee discount), then take her to Niagara Falls for Christmas. 60%??? That includes engagement diamonds? Man, they must love their employees. I went thru a family friend who owns their own jewelry shop and got a phenomenal deal...but not fuggin 60%.
Just Jack Posted July 19, 2016 Posted July 19, 2016 Buy the ring from my friend at Kay Jewelers (who can get me a 60% employee discount), then take her to Niagara Falls for Christmas. Kay Jewelers? They're the Wal-Mart of the jewelry industry, along with Jared and Zale, all owned by the same corporation. Plenty of horror stories of those places online, especially if you buy the maintenance plan they offer. Go to a real jeweler.
LeviF Posted July 19, 2016 Posted July 19, 2016 Better yet, buy a lab diamond or a fake. She'll never know and you'll have a lot more money in the bank.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 19, 2016 Posted July 19, 2016 ...or friends. It isn't often when I agree with Promo. But THIS.
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