Some gugny took a dead cat to the shelter

[Beerball]

http://www.news965.com/news/news/local/dead-cat-brought-animal-shelter-turns-out-be-hand-/nrqr5/

[DC Tom]

Dead cat...hand puppet...what's the distinction again?

[BuffaloBill]

Gugny should have just taken the thing to his favorite all you can eat buffett restaurant.