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Get down on 1 knee in front of a table to propose and as you are doing it have someone come up from behind and RKO her through the table.

Best post I've seen so far :D:D:D

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Get down on one knee, ask her if she will marry you and when she says yes, grab her hand and start the motion of putting the engagement ring on her ring finger.................. but then put it on her pinky and just sigh "Wide right".

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Congrats on the future engagement but to be completely honest why would you expect a player who has kids and a business and a playing career to take time out of his busy schedule to help you out? It will be a cool story if it works out but I wouldn't count on it. I hope you have other ideas just in case. Good luck though

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Wearing your Sunday best McKelvin jersey, pull out the ring and start to take a knee outside in the driveway. Just as she's about to say yes, tear ass up the middle of the driveway and fumble the ring into a sewer grate. When she starts to scream about what an idiot you are and she's just about to throw a beer bottle at you, have her and your families come out of the bushes and spray paint "Will you marry me" on the lawn. Hopefully you're not really an idiot and you knew enough to fumble a fugazi into the drain and keep the real ring safe and sound, but then again you are wearing a McKelvin jersey...

Congrats!

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Wearing your Sunday best McKelvin jersey, pull out the ring and start to take a knee outside in the driveway. Just as she's about to say yes, tear ass up the middle of the driveway and fumble the ring into a sewer grate. When she starts to scream about what an idiot you are and she's just about to throw a beer bottle at you, have her and your family come out of the bushes and spray paint "Will you marry me" on the lawn. Hopefully your not really an idiot and you knew enough to fumble a fugazi into the drain and keep the real ring safe and sound, but then again you are wearing a McKelvin jersey...

Congrats!

OK, maybe drunk and on fire works.....

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