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Won't coffee spills be a problem?

 

 

Not if there is someone there to clean it up right away.

 

 

 

Hopefully this doesnt make the health code inspection that much harder to pass

 

 

 

 

CBF

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Family on vacation in Geneva.

 

Husband: "I'm going to go out and grab a cup of coffee, hon...want me to bring you back anything?"

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“In five or ten minutes, it’s all over,”

 

 

Seriously? They should charge by the minute and name the intervals like sandwiches in delis:

 

> 30 min The Real Man

20-30 Min The Wannabe

15- 20 min The Rookie

10-15 Min The Sammy Hamster

5-10 Min The Spiral Vaginitis

1-5 Minutes The See Your Doctor

<1 min The Greggy

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Seriously? They should charge by the minute and name the intervals like sandwiches in delis:

 

> 30 min The Real Man

20-30 Min The Wannabe

15- 20 min The Rookie

10-15 Min The Sammy Hamster

5-10 Min The Spiral Vaginitis

1-5 Minutes The See Your Doctor

<1 min The Greggy

This is inspired comedy.

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"Now hiring motivated self starters. Benefits include knee pads and unlimited handy wipes."

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"Now hiring motivated self starters. Benefits include knee pads and unlimited handy wipes."

 

 

I remember when some friends and I went to the Sundowner in Niagara Falls. It was the night I met Takeo Spikes there too.

 

Anyway, we all got lap dances and when I went back, the stripper told me it was $20 a dance OR $50 for umm...oral sex

 

First time I had heard that lol

 

 

 

CBF

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