Gugny Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Ted: "That's because I was busy eating your wife's p***y." Frank: "Nobody's ever spoken to me like that before." Ted: "That's because their mouths were full of your wife's box." Frank: "You're hired!" Ted: "S**t." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 (edited) "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." Edited June 25, 2016 by Mark Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 I'll probably get counseled. I've been counseled before.. If that's Brad Pitt in Inglorious Bastards, didn't he say "chewed out"? The last 10 minutes of that movie with him and Chris Waltz going back and forth was just one classic line after another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 "I came this close to buying this place. Then I found out Hopalong Cassidy killed himself here. Bow and arrow...very wierd." "Are you doped up now?" "Don't talk to me like that, assface...I don't work for you yet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 "Somebody's gotta go back and get a sh*tload of dimes!" "Igor, can you help me with the bags? Sure, you take the blond I'll take the one in the turban." "How could it possibly be worse?!?! Could be raining" "Work work work....hello boys I've missed you" "It's good to be the king!" "Saaaay nice beaver. Thanks. I just had it stuffed." Hey I had to throw one non Mel Brooks line in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 What are you going to do, bleed on me ? - (Monty Python and the holy grail) I love my people .... pull - (History of the world) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 (edited) "Because all fuc*/ng he11 is going to break loose" -commando I thought the Rocky mountains would be a whole lot more Rocky -dumb and dumber So you're telling me there's a chance -dumb and dumber You're my boy blue -old school Live for nothing or die for something -rambo Edited June 27, 2016 by drinkTHEkoolaid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 pretty much anything from Airplane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 "Apes don't read philosophy!" "Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Not a famous line, but a personal favorite of mine from "Raiders of the Lost Ark". Government Agent: "Good God!" Marcus Brody: "Yes, that's just what the Hebrews thought." Denholm Elliott has the most ominous lines in that movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 So do you like gladiator movies Billy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Not a famous line, but a personal favorite of mine from "Raiders of the Lost Ark". Government Agent: "Good God!" Marcus Brody: "Yes, that's just what the Hebrews thought." Denholm Elliott has the most ominous lines in that movie. It's a far cry from what Brody was in the third movie. I understand they needed the comic relief, but the drastic change of Brody from "wise mentor" to "bumbling oaf" archetype still bugs the **** out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 It's a far cry from what Brody was in the third movie. I understand they needed the comic relief, but the drastic change of Brody from "wise mentor" to "bumbling oaf" archetype still bugs the **** out of me. You mean, "He once got lost in own museum" didn't do anything for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 "This is the best Pizza-In-A-Cup ever. He ran the old Cup-of-Pizza guy out of business." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 "We're going to need some more FBI guys, I guess." Not sure why, but I've always loved that line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 "It's 106 miles to Chicago we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses.. hit it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 You mean, "He once got lost in own museum" didn't do anything for you? Actually, "Henry, the pen..." was the real low point for me. But one of my favorite quotes, I always use: "He chose...poorly..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Technically this is two lines, but it's always a classic: ooops... Should have checked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 (edited) "You can act like a man..." Edited June 28, 2016 by LabattBlue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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