Doc Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 "You've got to learn to live with what you can't rise above." - Bruce Springsteen
Best Player Available Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 "Ruling the universe is like cooking a small fish." - Lao Tzu. /thread
Deranged Rhino Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 Just used this one yesterday I've always associated that quote with Twain... ? Was it actually Abe?
Jauronimo Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 I've always associated that quote with Twain... ? Was it actually Abe? "It was neither, dumbass." - Samuel Clemens
Cugalabanza Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 "Ruling the universe is like cooking a small fish." - Lao Tzu. "Other people have what they need; I alone possess nothing. I alone drift about, like someone without a home. I am like an idiot, my mind is so empty." - Lao Tzu
Jauronimo Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 "Other people have what they need; I alone possess nothing. I alone drift about, like someone without a home. I am like an idiot, my mind is so empty." - Lao Tzu So this Lao Tzu guy, he was basically the Jack Handy of his day??
K-9 Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 "The media can't tell you what to think, but they can tell you what to think about."
Cugalabanza Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 So this Lao Tzu guy, he was basically the Jack Handy of his day?? My favorite Deep Thought: "One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said, “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
DC Tom Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 "Other people have what they need; I alone possess nothing. I alone drift about, like someone without a home. I am like an idiot, my mind is so empty." - Lao Tzu It's a metaphor, moron.
Pete Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 Only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money-Cree prophecy None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
DDD Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 ""You miss 100% of the shots you dont take" - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott "It's hard to win in the NFL" - the guy in your avatar
Gugny Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 "Maybe I'm not being clear enough. Keep the political crap out of the Shout Box, or you'll have 90 days to think about it!" - Please quote and post guesses.
Cugalabanza Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 It's a metaphor, moron. No, it's a simile, dipschitt
/dev/null Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender -Winston Churchill
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted June 16, 2016 Posted June 16, 2016 "Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer" - Al Bundy.
Pete Posted June 16, 2016 Posted June 16, 2016 learn like you are going to live forever, live like you are going to die tomorrow- Gandhi
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted June 16, 2016 Posted June 16, 2016 Walk on road, hm? Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later ... get squish just like grape. Here, karate, same thing. Either you karate do "yes" or karate do "no." You karate do "guess so," squish, just like grape. --Mr. Miyagi
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