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"The human mind starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."

George Jessel

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Share your favorites......funny, brilliant, thought-provoking, irreverent, dumb...

 

 

 

"The human mind starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."

George Jessel

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. -Oscar Wilde

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"The theoretical broadening which comes from having many humanities subjects on campus is offset by the general dopiness of the people who study these things."

-Richard Feynman.

 

 

"80% of everything is crap."

-Theodore Sturgeon.

 

"No one can agree on what the other 20% is, though."

-DC Tom's First Corollary to Sturgeon's Law.

 

"Nothing says the remaining 20% isn't crap."

-DC Tom's Second Corollary.

 

 

"Yes, I'm quoting myself. !@#$ you."

-me

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"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid"

 

Benjamin Franklin

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"You miss 100% of the shots you dont take" - Wayne Gretzky

 

 

 

 

 

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""You miss 100% of the shots you dont take" - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott

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Even a fish wouldn't get caught if it kept its mouth shut.

--My Grandpa

 

We live in hope and die in despair

--Melvin Greenwold, Esq.

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

 

-Teddy Roosevelt

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