Gugny Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 I think their first two albums were very, very good. I liked them a lot. Then, they got horrible. Now they suck. And Chris Martin is the worst front man I've ever seen. Every time I see him do that stupid !@#$ing dance, I want smash the nearest car with a !@#$ing baseball bat. But that's usually my car, so I always refrain. But if I was, like, at a mall or something and I saw Chris Martin doing that stupid !@#$ing dance on a TV in Target, or something ... I'd go to Dick's, buy a baseball bat, then find the nearest car and bash the !@#$ing **** out of it. But it's pretty unlikely that I'll ever see Chris Martin doing that stupid !@#$ing dance on a TV in a mall. So I probably won't need a bat and no one's car is in any danger of getting smashed by me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 F**, Marry, Kill: Coldplay, Tom Petty, Ramsey Bolton !@#$: Catherine Zeta Jones Marry: Keira Knightley Kill: Coldplay, Tom Petty, and Ramesy Bolton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Everyone hates Coldplay yet they make a ton of money. So in the end the lesson is... everyone liesNickelback makes a ton of money too...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Hahahahah!!!!! !@#$: Catherine Zeta Jones Marry: Keira Knightley Kill: Coldplay, Tom Petty, and Ramesy Bolton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 muzak for the tin-eared. they stole from the worst of u2 and inspired acts such as the mumfords and lumineers, helping introduce the genre of rhythmic chants and bongo beats overlayed on a fancy piano track. jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 !@#$: my life Marry: Anne Hathaway Kill: that annoying mother!@#$er who does 45 in the passing lane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobRyanFan Posted June 17, 2016 Author Share Posted June 17, 2016 !@#$: my life Marry: Anne Hathaway Kill: that annoying mother!@#$er who does 45 in the passing lane Kill- Coldplay Marry- My pet dog !*#$- Rob Ryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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