Ahhhhh, Wisconsin

[Beerball]

http://lacrossetribune.com/news/local/police-north-side-man-torched-car-over-suspected-infidelity/article_14be66bc-c08d-5eea-af85-0032ff5344bc.html

[unbillievable]

So a guy gives a random girl a ride home, but is too drunk to drive himself, so he leaves the car at her house and walks home?

 

Seems legit.