RevWarRifleman Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Got this inspiration from watching a news piece about a fox wandering around in a neighborhood. "If you see an animal in your neighborhood aciting strangely, you should.................................." So I thought, A. Send them to a sports bar. They'll fit right in. B. Besides, they'll all think it's a team mascot. C. Send them to the nearest airport security line. That'll take care of those 3 hour wait times. D. Take the animal to a (Trump) or (Sanders) or (Hillary) campaign rally, it will think they're back in their natural habitat! Fire way. (no pun intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Are you drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Are you drunk? That's not funny at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I was using a different set up line. Trust me. It is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I was using a different set up line. Trust me. It is hilarious. Well then let's turn this around then and come up with set up lines to go with your punch line. Last Saturday at 9pm someone asked me....... Are you drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Well then let's turn this around then and come up with set up lines to go with your punch line. Last Saturday at 9pm someone asked me....... Are you drunk? Jokes involving talking animals in bars are usually better. Something simple and stupid like: A man brought his horse into a bar and told the bartender that his horse could talk and he'd like free drinks if he could prove it. The horse turned to him and said "are you drunk? Horses can't talk." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted May 25, 2016 Author Share Posted May 25, 2016 "Missing dog. Last seen in back of a McDonald's restaurant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Call country Cletus, meat for the TBD tailgate party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Buffalo's Best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Honestly I don't know what you're supposed to do. Stop, drop and roll? Or is it duck and cover? Just say NO or just do it (keeping in mind that once you pop you can't stop)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Honestly I don't know what you're supposed to do. Stop, drop and roll? Or is it duck and cover? Just say NO or just do it (keeping in mind that once you pop you can't stop)? If they look rabid or are threatening people, call animal control Otherwise If they're in your neighbors yard, ignore them. But if they're in my yard, pellet gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted May 27, 2016 Author Share Posted May 27, 2016 Honestly I don't know what you're supposed to do. Stop, drop and roll? Or is it duck and cover? Just say NO or just do it (keeping in mind that once you pop you can't stop)? Don't know what to do? For this thread, any corny joke line(s) that comes to mind. Like my examples at the start of this thread. Another example: If its a (you can use any animal to fit a punchline) then you create the punchline. "There was this St Bernard wandering around in our neighborhood. So my neighbor and I fed him dog treats, took his barrel of brandy, and partied all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Jokes involving talking animals in bars are usually better. Something simple and stupid like: A man brought his horse into a bar and told the bartender that his horse could talk and he'd like free drinks if he could prove it. The horse turned to him and said "are you drunk? Horses can't talk." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted May 28, 2016 Author Share Posted May 28, 2016 Excellent! Excellent, Jack. How did you find that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Excellent! Excellent, Jack. How did you find that one? Yep. That was a good one. Your crazy animal needs to be in a bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Excellent! Excellent, Jack. How did you find that one? I remembered seeing it on tv years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted May 28, 2016 Author Share Posted May 28, 2016 I remembered seeing it on tv years ago Perfect. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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