Chef Jim Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 You really don't want to know... I would not have asked unless I really wanted to know. So go ahead. Let's hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Yes but in my story Bobby's dad had a gun to protect himself. He spent lots of time on the range because that's what legal gun owners often do. He also took a home invasion course so he know how to handle himself in these types of situations. Mr Winslow being a criminal never went to the range and because of that was a terrible shot and had no idea how to handle himself in this situation. So he's dead. Yay!!! One less scumbag on the street. Why in your story did no one have a gun? "This is my rifle. This is my gun. One is for killing. The others for fun." Winslow was certainly armed, we just don't know how well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) So the thread has devolved into erotic Bernie Sanders fan fiction? Grand. Edited May 26, 2016 by TakeYouToTasker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 So the thread has devolved into erotic Bernie Sanders fan fiction? Grand. Something tells me that genre would sell. Feel the Bern indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I would not have asked unless I really wanted to know. So go ahead. Let's hear it. Ok, Well... Back before Bobby's dad, let's call him Hank, was a drunk, unemployed child beater, he had a job working with the Gatorman Special ops Gun Confiscation Squad. This was the group formed after Donald Trump anti-Immigration militia had caused such a ruckus that the people rose up and called for the Gatorman dictatorship. And there was Gatorman. So The special ops squad was assigned the role of confiscating all the now banned guns. Tanks, armored personal carriers, drones, machine guns, flame throwers and helicopters were all employed to search out and confiscate all weapons. It was a dread task, but a necessary one. Most people surrendered their contraband peacefully but the more recalcitrant were made examples of. Full power was employed on several houses. Several stand offs were settled with air strikes. Boom. And the point was made, you f'n can't stand up to the government! And all was well after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Ok, Well... Back before Bobby's dad, let's call him Hank, was a drunk, unemployed child beater, he had a job working with the Gatorman Special ops Gun Confiscation Squad. This was the group formed after Donald Trump anti-Immigration militia had caused such a ruckus that the people rose up and called for the Gatorman dictatorship. And there was Gatorman. So The special ops squad was assigned the role of confiscating all the now banned guns. Tanks, armored personal carriers, drones, machine guns, flame throwers and helicopters were all employed to search out and confiscate all weapons. It was a dread task, but a necessary one. Most people surrendered their contraband peacefully but the more recalcitrant were made examples of. Full power was employed on several houses. Several stand offs were settled with air strikes. Boom. And the point was made, you f'n can't stand up to the government! And all was well after that. This might be the most honest post you've ever written. Even in your fantasy you admit your chosen system of government is an absolute dictatorship which uses military force against its own citizens. Maybe it's time to stop pretending you're a liberal and call yourself what you really are: fascist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 This might be the most honest post you've ever written. Even in your fantasy you admit your chosen system of government is an absolute dictatorship which uses military force against its own citizens. Maybe it's time to stop pretending you're a liberal and call yourself what you really are: fascist. A good number of people who call themselves liberals these days are fascist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 This might be the most honest post you've ever written. Even in your fantasy you admit your chosen system of government is an absolute dictatorship which uses military force against its own citizens. Maybe it's time to stop pretending you're a liberal and call yourself what you really are: fascist. Oh yuck! I could never be a fascist now that you mention it! Think of all the grubby little, disgusting minions lining up to suck up to me! No way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Ok, Well... Back before Bobby's dad, let's call him Hank, was a drunk, unemployed child beater, he had a job working with the Gatorman Special ops Gun Confiscation Squad. This was the group formed after Donald Trump anti-Immigration militia had caused such a ruckus that the people rose up and called for the Gatorman dictatorship. And there was Gatorman. So The special ops squad was assigned the role of confiscating all the now banned guns. Tanks, armored personal carriers, drones, machine guns, flame throwers and helicopters were all employed to search out and confiscate all weapons. It was a dread task, but a necessary one. Most people surrendered their contraband peacefully but the more recalcitrant were made examples of. Full power was employed on several houses. Several stand offs were settled with air strikes. Boom. And the point was made, you f'n can't stand up to the government! And all was well after that. Keep your stories straight. It wasn't long ago that you claimed Bobby's dad was an electrician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Oh yuck! I could never be a fascist now that you mention it! Think of all the grubby little, disgusting minions lining up to suck up to me! No way! In a fascist state, you'd be the first chosen for Aktion T4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 A good number of people who call themselves liberals these days are fascist. Agreed. Gator's fantasy is proof. Oh yuck! I could never be a fascist now that you mention it! Think of all the grubby little, disgusting minions lining up to suck up to me! No way! Slow down. Even within fascist circles you would still be laughed at and ridiculed. The best chance you have to get anyone to suck up to you is to turn on your vacuum cleaner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Ok, Well... Back before Bobby's dad, let's call him Hank, was a drunk, unemployed child beater, he had a job working with the Gatorman Special ops Gun Confiscation Squad. This was the group formed after Donald Trump anti-Immigration militia had caused such a ruckus that the people rose up and called for the Gatorman dictatorship. And there was Gatorman. So The special ops squad was assigned the role of confiscating all the now banned guns. Tanks, armored personal carriers, drones, machine guns, flame throwers and helicopters were all employed to search out and confiscate all weapons. It was a dread task, but a necessary one. Most people surrendered their contraband peacefully but the more recalcitrant were made examples of. Full power was employed on several houses. Several stand offs were settled with air strikes. Boom. And the point was made, you f'n can't stand up to the government! And all was well after that. So working for you turned Hank into a drunk child beater. Ok I'll buy that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 So working for you turned Hank into a drunk child beater. Ok I'll buy that. But pretty soon, thanks to automation, Hank will have nothing to do as robots will be beating his children for him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 But pretty soon, thanks to automation, Hank will have nothing to do as robots will be beating his children for him... Hey, he'll always have his electrician background to fall back on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Keep your stories straight. It wasn't long ago that you claimed Bobby's dad was an electrician. LOL! Good catch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 LOL! Good catch! I read what I comment on or post. Try it sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I read what I comment on or post. Try it sometime. Maybe when I retire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) Maybe when I retire Why wait until you retire? You don't seem to do much during the day now. Oh and retirement is going to be a challenge when you miss out on an $18,000 contribution to it. Oh part 2. It's going to almost impossible if you keep asking knuckleheads on a message board for planning advice. Edited May 26, 2016 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Why wait until you retire? You don't seem to do much during the day now. Oh and retirement is going to be a challenge when you miss out on an $18,000 contribution to it. I am actually busy, are you? I do get breaks though. And what am I missing? You know this how? (Please, no questions answered with a question, so ignorant) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 And what am I missing? You know this how? (Please, no questions answered with a question, so ignorant) I know this because you told us you stopped contributing to your 401k and went with an IRA. http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/185364-dol-fiduciary-ruling/?p=3914048 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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