Home Remedy/Heloise Thread

[3rdnlng]

Let's post home remedies and or little tricks here. I'll start off with a rather common one. To get rid of fruit or drain flies pour some apple cider vinegar in a saucer and add a few drops of "Dawn" dishwashing detergent. Stir, and watch those little suckers drown.

[Azalin]

I hear that Irish Spring protects your garden against cervine and other assorted herbivores.

[3rdnlng]

Put shiny pennies in a Ziploc bag filled with water. Hang it up where it might move slightly and it keeps flies away.

[TakeYouToTasker]

If you carry a semi-smooth rock in your pocket it will repel mountain lions, and prevent you from being attacked.

[/dev/null]

if a stray cat or pack of stray cats start hanging out in your yard, pee in a spray bottle and spritz it around their hang out. the scent of a larger mammal will discourage their return

[Azalin]

if a stray cat or pack of stray cats start hanging out in your yard, pee in a spray bottle and spritz it around their hang out. the scent of a larger mammal will discourage their return

 

Not only that, but it's great for your lawn.

[3rdnlng]

If you carry a semi-smooth rock in your pocket it will repel mountain lions, and prevent you from being attacked.

Prove it!

[4merper4mer]

if a stray cat or pack of stray cats start hanging out in your yard, pee in a spray bottle and spritz it around their hang out. the scent of a larger mammal will discourage their return

Or you can save the spray bottle and just piss in your yard weirdo.

 

 

 

 

Why not just go with the catch all remedy for everything? Smoke a lot of pot.

Edited May 19, 2016 by 4merper4mer

[B-Man]

[unbillievable]

I'm never going to visit any of your houses.

[Nanker]

If you're bothered by a pesky bear, shoot it with a shotgun. Not only will that tear its labrum, but it will develop pancreatic cancer and die.

[Trump_is_Mentally_fit]

Lord, I’m weary. My energy is sagging, and my motivation is lagging. And I am so in need of you. I need your strength and your fresh touch to get back on track again. Your Word says the joy of the Lord is my strength. If that's true, then I need your joy to replace all the bone-tired parts of my mind, body, and soul.

The pressures of life sometimes push me into a corner, rendering me helpless to move forward. A hundred voices call my name, and I feel paralyzed at times to answer, not knowing where to turn. Lord, help me not to quit, to keep running the race faithfully, and to find strength in that safe, secret place of yours, under the shadow of the Almighty.

I need your strength to say no when I'm tempted to surrender to harmful things, or when selfishness clings to my clothes and won't let go. I need your strength to say yes, when cowardice and fear nudge me to deny the convictions of my heart. I need your strength to reach out in love to those both close to me and all around me. When don't I need your strength, God?

[Deranged Rhino]

If you're bothered by a pesky bear, shoot it with a shotgun. Not only will that tear its labrum, but it will develop pancreatic cancer and die.