I'll take the "Wilt Chamberlain" model.

[PromoTheRobot]

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/17/health/thomas-manning-first-penis-transplant-in-us.html?_r=0

[Beerball]

BBF sheds tears of joy.

[BringBackFergy]

BBF sheds tears of joy.

There is hope for me yet.

[Saxum]

There is hope for me yet.

 

Are you sure?

 

For now, he said, the transplants will be limited to cancer and trauma patients, and will not be offered to transgender people.

 

And if Justice Department reads about there will be a dick of a laysuit.