Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Afraid you're going to get hit on? With recent legislation? It's a definite possibility. I'm there to do business, not chit chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 With recent legislation? It's a definite possibility. I'm there to do business, not chit chat. My bathroom rights have been infringed upon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 We've got a guy who routinely takes work calls while in a stall. Maybe it makes me a dick, but I go out of my way to flush a toilet or two when that guy is in there. I have a strict no talking rule, but this one violates that in every way imaginable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I'll admit, I laugh every time I'm in the men's room and somebody at the urinal farts. Every. Time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 We've got a guy who routinely takes work calls while in a stall. Maybe it makes me a dick, but I go out of my way to flush a toilet or two when that guy is in there. I have a strict no talking rule, but this one violates that in every way imaginable.haha. Serves him right. I would do my best to blow it up as loud as possible right in the stall next door. And courtesy flush every 30 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted May 18, 2016 Author Share Posted May 18, 2016 haha. Serves him right. I would do my best to blow it up as loud as possible right in the stall next door. And courtesy flush every 30 seconds LMAO http://goodmenproject.com/good-feed-blog/7-rules-of-mens-bathroom-etiquette/ Here's some reading material CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I have a habit of saying rather loudly (usually when I'm pretty drunk) when I go into bathrooms... "SMELLS LIKE FLOWERS IN HERE" I usually get a chuckle or 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted May 18, 2016 Author Share Posted May 18, 2016 I have a habit of saying rather loudly (usually when I'm pretty drunk) when I go into bathrooms... "SMELLS LIKE FLOWERS IN HERE" I usually get a chuckle or 2. haha I just chuckled CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 With recent legislation? It's a definite possibility. I'm there to do business, not chit chat. So you think transgender people are gay? Is your real name Archie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 So you think transgender people are gay? Is your real name Archie? simmer down Obama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 We've got a guy who routinely takes work calls while in a stall. Maybe it makes me a dick, but I go out of my way to flush a toilet or two when that guy is in there. I have a strict no talking rule, but this one violates that in every way imaginable. Years ago I worked with a super outgoing sales guy and he would be in full meet and greet mode in the men's room. He wouldn't stop talking the whole time; he'd backslap people at the urinals, ask about your weekend, peek over the stall (he was very tall) to say hi, you name it. Funny as hell to watch people squirm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Years ago I worked with a super outgoing sales guy and he would be in full meet and greet mode in the men's room. He wouldn't stop talking the whole time; he'd backslap people at the urinals, ask about your weekend, peek over the stall (he was very tall) to say hi, you name it. Funny as hell to watch people squirm. Talking in the men's room is fine...unless the comment is, "hey, nice dick!" First of all, I already know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 So you think transgender people are gay? Is your real name Archie? Actually, that would make them straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Talking in the men's room is fine...unless the comment is, "hey, nice dick!" First of all, I already know... You guys in this thread are MESSED up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 My place of employment has a men's room with two pissers and two schitters (we call all of them, "John," but that's neither here nor there). I am one of 10 male employees in our office, so figuring out who's schitting isn't too tough - especially because I think I'm the only one who wears dress shoes on most days. My point in bringing this up is the courtesy flush. I am a courtesy flusher, but more out of embarrassment than courtesy. Regardless .... is the dump-then-flush really enough to be courteous? Or should it be a dump-one wipe-flush, to further assist in odor mitigation. Since I've become part of this company, I've adopted the dump-one wipe-flush method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Flush-as-you-dump. Most courteous way to go, and also hides some of the grotesque sounds emanating from one's backside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 So you think transgender people are gay? Is your real name Archie? I'm hurt. No really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I am one of 10 male employees in our office, so figuring out who's schitting isn't too tough - especially because I think I'm the only one who wears a dress on most days. We don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Who's going to be the one who slaps a wig and some lipstick on and tries out the ladies room? Here are some things you might want to say: "It smells just as bad in here as my former bathroom." Or "I have lipstick on other parts of me, too!" Or "Where's the standing up area?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/cbs-5-reporter-had-a-really-crappy-monday-8306221 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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