Canadian Bills Fan Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Post em here boys! I'll start with some obvious ones... 1. at least 1 urinal gap between you when possible CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Please fix the thread title. I find it insulting that you would refer to it as the "Men's Room". No such thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Try not to piss in a sink or **** in a urinal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Quiz I got 10 out of 11. Don't quite understand the question about color of water and flushing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted May 16, 2016 Author Share Posted May 16, 2016 Quiz I got 10 out of 11. Don't quite understand the question about color of water and flushing. Same here CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Try not to piss in a sink or **** in a urinal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 9 out of 11. The color one was confusing to me as well. But in question #1, I find that 1,3,5 are all optional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 9 out of 11. The color one was confusing to me as well. But in question #1, I find that 1,3,5 are all optional. 3 is no good because you're leaving two opportunities (rather than one with 1 or 5) of someone winding up next to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 I got 8. Stupid !@#$ing quiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 (edited) How about hotel room bathroom etiquette? If you are there with wife/significant other/kids...that will need to be showering soon, do you go to lobby for your morning constitutional? If not,do you run the faucet or shower to at least drown out the disgusting sounds emanating from your body? I do both as i am a good husband/dad Edited May 16, 2016 by plenzmd1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted May 16, 2016 Author Share Posted May 16, 2016 How about hotel room bathroom etiquette? If you are there with wife/significant other/kids...that will need to be showering soon, do you go to lobby for your morning constitutional? If not,do you run the faucet or shower to at least drown out the disgusting sounds emanating from your body? I do both as i am a good husband/dad Good point! I would find a private bathroom to do my morning thing but if I only had the bathroom in the room then yes, I would run the faucet lol CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 3 is no good because you're leaving two opportunities (rather than one with 1 or 5) of someone winding up next to you. yeah. I understand that but 3 is still a viable option being the only 1 there at the time. On a ouwr note, it has been proven that the closest stall from to the door is usually the cleanest. Seems most people skip it thinking it's the wrong choice and go right for the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Let's talk urinal height. Most of you know by now, because Beiberball likes to point it out so frequently, that CBF is the only TBDer who is shorter than I am. I mean, I'm no midget, but I'm 5'8". Anyway ... I can reach the higher urinals and will use them to avoid being next to anyone. However, I prefer the lower ones ... and here's why ... Splatter. If my piss is going to mix with God knows how many other guys' piss, then splatter back at me ... I'd rather have said splatter hit my knees than my junk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted May 16, 2016 Author Share Posted May 16, 2016 Let's talk urinal height. Most of you know by now, because Beiberball likes to point it out so frequently, that CBF is the only TBDer who is shorter than I am. I mean, I'm no midget, but I'm 5'8". Anyway ... I can reach the higher urinals and will use them to avoid being next to anyone. However, I prefer the lower ones ... and here's why ... Splatter. If my piss is going to mix with God knows how many other guys' piss, then splatter back at me ... I'd rather have said splatter hit my knees than my junk. Hey I'm 5'7 so your not THAT much taller lol I agree about the lower ones for the same reason you just listed.. The splashback CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prickly Pete Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 What about the mints? Is it okay to eat the last one left? In that situation, I usually just take a bite (a small one), and put the rest back for the next guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Let's talk urinal height. Most of you know by now, because Beiberball likes to point it out so frequently, that CBF is the only TBDer who is shorter than I am. I mean, I'm no midget, but I'm 5'8". Anyway ... I can reach the higher urinals and will use them to avoid being next to anyone. However, I prefer the lower ones ... and here's why ... Splatter. If my piss is going to mix with God knows how many other guys' piss, then splatter back at me ... I'd rather have said splatter hit my knees than my junk. even being 6' I prefer the lower ones. Or else the tip usually gets wet ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 even being 6' I prefer the lower ones. Or else the tip usually gets wet ;-) Yeah, that's gonna happen when you sit down on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 (edited) Yeah, that's gonna happen when you sit down on them. almost like how you do it every time from the women's bathroom? It's ok now. Obama is fighting for your rights. Edited May 16, 2016 by mrags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 How about hotel room bathroom etiquette? If you are there with wife/significant other/kids...that will need to be showering soon, do you go to lobby for your morning constitutional? If not,do you run the faucet or shower to at least drown out the disgusting sounds emanating from your body? I do both as i am a good husband/dad One more thing -- a book of matches comes in very handy to assist with covering up the stench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted May 16, 2016 Author Share Posted May 16, 2016 One more thing -- a book of matches comes in very handy to assist with covering up the stench. Matches work awesome My wife likes the apples & cinnamon spray I call it apples &chitamin because it never gets rid of "the smell" CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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