Shark bite victim - would ya?

[WotAGuy]

Just on her pain threshold alone, I'm giving her a yes

 

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm-beach/fl-boca-shark-bite-20160515-story.html

[Canadian Bills Fan]

Just on her pain threshold alone, I'm giving her a yes

 

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm-beach/fl-boca-shark-bite-20160515-story.html

 

 

Umm.....why? What do you plan on doing to her?

 

 

 

 

CBF

[MDH]

 

 

Umm.....why? What do you plan on doing to her?

 

 

 

 

CBF

 

[DC Tom]

Please. A nurse shark that size? That's barely a shark bite. I cut myself worse shaving this morning.

[The Poojer]

 

 

 

 

Umm.....why? What do you plan on doing to her?

 

 

 

 

CBF

[WotAGuy]

They don't call me "Jaws" for nothin'!

[dib]

Nurse sharks have what are called 'pavement teeth' suitable for crushing molluscs, etc. They were screwing around with the shark and in my opinion she deserved to be 'bitten'. I feel worse for the shark.

[John from Riverside]

That will teach that shark to bit her! She didnt let him go.

 

She might be a little clingy after hard sex

Edited May 16, 2016 by John from Hemet

[mead107]

I thought I would see a shark nursing on her breast. I was thinking that's why they call it a nurse shark

[Nanker]

I thought I would see a shark nursing on her breast. I was thinking that's why they call it a nurse shark

Nah. It's because of the cute little white hats that they wear.

[Gugny]

I'd eat that.

[DC Tom]

I thought I would see a shark nursing on her breast. I was thinking that's why they call it a nurse shark

 

Actually, no one really knows how they got the name "nurse shark." Even I don't know.

[Gugny]

Use in English of the name 'nuse' or 'nurse-fish' dates back to the 1550's, when it was apparently used for what we now know as the Spiny Dogfish (Squalus acanthias). The term 'nusse' or 'nurse' was later extended to describe any large fish, especially a shark. Although the Spanish and Dutch had been poking about the South Pacific since about 1520 and 1642, respectively, the English didn't begin exploring this region in earnest until 1768, with the first voyage of Captain James Cook. Therefore, English use of the term 'nurse' to refer to a shark predates earliest British contact with South Pacific islanders.

[Cugalabanza]

Use in English of the name 'nuse' or 'nurse-fish' dates back to the 1550's, when it was apparently used for what we now know as the Spiny Dogfish (Squalus acanthias). The term 'nusse' or 'nurse' was later extended to describe any large fish, especially a shark. Although the Spanish and Dutch had been poking about the South Pacific since about 1520 and 1642, respectively, the English didn't begin exploring this region in earnest until 1768, with the first voyage of Captain James Cook. Therefore, English use of the term 'nurse' to refer to a shark predates earliest British contact with South Pacific islanders.

 

Looks like Costanza has gone too long since his last orgasm

[bbb]

 

Actually, no one really knows how they got the name "nurse shark." Even I don't know.

 

I bet crayonz knows.

[DC Tom]

Use in English of the name 'nuse' or 'nurse-fish' dates back to the 1550's, when it was apparently used for what we now know as the Spiny Dogfish (Squalus acanthias). The term 'nusse' or 'nurse' was later extended to describe any large fish, especially a shark. Although the Spanish and Dutch had been poking about the South Pacific since about 1520 and 1642, respectively, the English didn't begin exploring this region in earnest until 1768, with the first voyage of Captain James Cook. Therefore, English use of the term 'nurse' to refer to a shark predates earliest British contact with South Pacific islanders.

 

Maybe. There's also two other explanations, and no one knows which one is correct.

[Andrew Son]

I'd consider it if the shark was still attached. That would be a first