snafu Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 I am not establishment. I am clearly anti-establishment. That's ironic. You're left with a choice of declining the nomination, or becoming the Establishment. And if you do a crappy job, then FireChan dies of food poisoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 secretary of energy.. because it'd be funny. that won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireChan Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Lots of poison talk. I'm currently consulting with Fergy on my options. He thinks you all should pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Shouldn't our biggest grammarian be Sec Ed? Who would that be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Lots of poison talk. I'm currently consulting with Fergy on my options. He thinks you all should pay.I have an itchy trigger finger...the first bomb is set for Colombus, then San Fransisco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Shouldn't our biggest grammarian be Sec Ed? Who would that be? I have an itchy trigger finger...the first bomb is set for Colombus, then San Fransisco. Not Fergy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Shouldn't our biggest grammarian be Sec Ed? Who would that be?speaking of Ed, he deserves consideration here too. What position best suits him? Secretary of Microwave transmissions? I want Greggy included too in case we're visited by aliens. He speaks their language after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 speaking of Ed, he deserves consideration here too. What position best suits him? Secretary of Microwave transmissions? I want Greggy included too in case we're visited by aliens. He speaks their language after all. Ed can be my ambassador to the UN. Greggy, I'm making my national security advisor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Shouldn't our biggest grammarian be Sec Ed? Who would that be? Hammersticks is a shoo in. He's been teaching those hippies edjumacatipn for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Press director GBID. Director of procurement Boyst. Ed can be my ambassador to the UN. Greggy, I'm making my national security advisor.Gugny seems the obvious choice to be your hapless foil. Maybe he's president of Puerto Rico or some such meaningless nation/territory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Press director GBID. Director of procurement Boyst. Gugny seems the obvious choice to be your hapless foil. Maybe he's president of Puerto Rico or some such meaningless nation/territory. Gugny can be ambassador to the Solomon Islands, where he'll be in a volcanic malarial swamp far, far away and I won't have to think of him. And I'm putting Mark Vader at Secretary of Defense, as he's uniquely qualified to execute DoD's single most important mission: collaborating on Michael Bay movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 And this thread proves what a corrupting influence power and politics can be. All this talk of who gets to control what department and everybody overlooks one very important factor. Why on God's green Earth would anybody want to work for Tom. I'll stick to the TSW Senate where I can filibuster him on a whim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 And this thread proves what a corrupting influence power and politics can be. All this talk of who gets to control what department and everybody overlooks one very important factor. Why on God's green Earth would anybody want to work for Tom. I'll stick to the TSW Senate where I can filibuster him on a whim We won't work for Tom long...he'll be impeached within the first six months. Then, gatorman will be poisoned by Beerball. There is no Speaker of the House (unless I missed it) which leaves the door open for me to make my move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 I'll volunteer to serve as an intern for PTR in The Department of Health and Human Service. My first act would be to insure there would always be plenty of vanilla vodka for all of Bills Nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Ed can be my ambassador to the UN. Greggy, I'm making my national security advisor. Ed gives Head of State a whole new meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Hammersticks is a shoo in. He's been teaching those hippies edjumacatipn for years. I humbly accept this nomination for Secretary of Education. My vassed experience in the feeld of schooling will effect at least a billion children to learn, irregardless of their self of steam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 We won't work for Tom long...he'll be impeached within the first six months. Then, gatorman will be poisoned by Beerball. There is no Speaker of the House (unless I missed it) which leaves the door open for me to make my move. In order to impeach Tom, you'll need to grease the wheels of the Senate. <ahem> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Gugny can be ambassador to the Solomon Islands, where he'll be in a volcanic malarial swamp far, far away and I won't have to think of him. And I'm putting Mark Vader at Secretary of Defense, as he's uniquely qualified to execute DoD's single most important mission: collaborating on Michael Bay movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Well I do not think I can vote for this slate. I think we need an opposition slate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 (edited) BuffaloJoe or whatever his name is for IRS head. if you read that dudes facebook it is nothing about tax is theft, steel beams can't be melted and every tiny detail of conspirary theory. he hates taxes. Press director GBID.Director of procurement Boyst.Gugny seems the obvious choice to be your hapless foil. Maybe he's president of Puerto Rico or some such meaningless nation/territory. whats procurement? Gugny can be ambassador to the Solomon Islands, where he'll be in a volcanic malarial swamp far, far away and I won't have to think of him. And I'm putting Mark Vader at Secretary of Defense, as he's uniquely qualified to execute DoD's single most important mission: collaborating on Michael Bay movies. i would really, very much enjoy you meeting roger. you think you realize how nice and genuine he is - how sweet of a man he is but you will never believe what a great guy he is. can't say enough about him and many others here. even beerball, though he's likely mad/disappointed at/in me for being an !@#$. I humbly accept this nomination for Secretary of Education. My vassed experience in the feeld of schooling will effect at least a billion children to learn, irregardless of their self of steam. can you make nc schools great again? please? Edited May 9, 2016 by Boyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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