Azalin Posted June 14, 2016 Posted June 14, 2016 You know what the solution is to elections like this one? Paying more attention to the candidates who actually represent you in the government, not the presidency. You're singing my age-old favorite political song, Who's your congressional representative? I've never once gotten a correct answer, either. Most people just give me a blank stare.
KD in CA Posted June 14, 2016 Posted June 14, 2016 This election really comes down to one thing and one thing only: Whose egotistical face would you rather see forced to give the concession speech?
Nanker Posted June 14, 2016 Posted June 14, 2016 But if it's Trump, we're in yuge trouble. It's gonna be so yuge. Let me tell you. It'll be so yuge that yuge will be afraid to look at it. It'll be so yuge. And then, and then, then we'll build a wall and we won't be making stupid deals with China and Europe anymore. We make such stupid deals, it's unbelievable. Unbelievable. It's so unbelievable the stupid deals we get stuck with. They don't know how to negotiate. I tell you, they don't know how. They have incompetent people doing our negotiating for us. They stupid and incompetent and America gets stuck with crappy deals every time. It's unbelievable. Let me tell you, when I'm President we're gonna make smart deals. Smart deals for America because I'm gonna make America great again. America is gonna be great again because we're gonna make smart deals with China, and Europe, and Japan, and Mexico. Oh, the Mexicans. I do want to tell you about the Mexicans. We're gonna build a wall and keep their bad people out. And the Muslims won't be able to sneak across our border either. We're gonna be great again when I'm President. Thank you. Oh, and who's that? Huh? Get him outta here. Don't hurt him. Just get him out. Thank you and God Bless America.
meazza Posted June 14, 2016 Posted June 14, 2016 It's gonna be so yuge. Let me tell you. It'll be so yuge that yuge will be afraid to look at it. It'll be so yuge. And then, and then, then we'll build a wall and we won't be making stupid deals with China and Europe anymore. We make such stupid deals, it's unbelievable. Unbelievable. It's so unbelievable the stupid deals we get stuck with. They don't know how to negotiate. I tell you, they don't know how. They have incompetent people doing our negotiating for us. They stupid and incompetent and America gets stuck with crappy deals every time. It's unbelievable. Let me tell you, when I'm President we're gonna make smart deals. Smart deals for America because I'm gonna make America great again. America is gonna be great again because we're gonna make smart deals with China, and Europe, and Japan, and Mexico. Oh, the Mexicans. I do want to tell you about the Mexicans. We're gonna build a wall and keep their bad people out. And the Muslims won't be able to sneak across our border either. We're gonna be great again when I'm President. Thank you. Oh, and who's that? Huh? Get him outta here. Don't hurt him. Just get him out. Thank you and God Bless America. We're going to be so tired of winning, it'll be unbelievable.
IDBillzFan Posted June 14, 2016 Posted June 14, 2016 We're going to be so tired of winning, it'll be unbelievable. I wish I could tell you all the great things I'm going to do, but I can't...that's how great they are.
DC Tom Posted June 14, 2016 Posted June 14, 2016 I wish I could tell you all the great things I'm going to do, but I can't...that's how great they are. I wonder what Trump is going to do if he loses. I can't imagine him bowing out gracefully.
Nanker Posted June 14, 2016 Posted June 14, 2016 He's gonna sue the 'Lectoral College because "they treated him unfair." They treated him so unfairly and he'll want to know why. "Why am I being treated so unfairly by the 'Lectoral College? I tell you , they were very, very nasty and they should have thrown out all of Lyin' Hillary's super delegates. They were nasty to me, and I don't know why. I just want to know why they were so nasty. I know that I won. I won and I want to make America great again. Lyin' Hillary is just going to make herself and her skank-lovin' husband of hers millions. Millions and millions of dollars. I tell ya, millions of dollars is what they're gonna be lining their pockets with. Lining their pockets. Millions and millions of dollars and not a single one of them will go toward building my beautiful wall. It's a shame. It's a shame, I tell ya. A shame."
IDBillzFan Posted June 14, 2016 Posted June 14, 2016 I wonder what Trump is going to do if he loses. I can't imagine him bowing out gracefully. I see him immediately doing a new show. He's got the followers. May as well give them what they want. TrumpTV.
meazza Posted June 14, 2016 Posted June 14, 2016 I wonder what Trump is going to do if he loses. I can't imagine him bowing out gracefully. He will take the oval office hostage.
Deranged Rhino Posted June 14, 2016 Posted June 14, 2016 I wonder what Trump is going to do if he loses. I can't imagine him bowing out gracefully. He'll put out a tweet saying how it was all a joke and he scammed the system because he's the BEST and he didn't want that loser job for losers in the first place.
Azalin Posted June 14, 2016 Posted June 14, 2016 I wonder what Trump is going to do if he loses. I can't imagine him bowing out gracefully. I'll be willing to bet that he hasn't even considered that as a genuine possibility.
Nanker Posted June 14, 2016 Posted June 14, 2016 This just came in my email. I had to make it in two parts. It's real. Only the name of the innocent one was changed.
FireChan Posted June 14, 2016 Posted June 14, 2016 (edited) This just came in my email. I had to make it in two parts. It's real. Only the name of the innocent one was changed. So....you gave $250, right? Edited June 14, 2016 by FireChan
Azalin Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 (edited) This just came in my email. I had to make it in two parts. It's real. Only the name of the innocent one was changed. That really doesn't look any different from the fundraising ads I get from anyone else.....except it's funnier. Edited June 15, 2016 by Azalin
DC Tom Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 This just came in my email. I had to make it in two parts. It's real. Only the name of the innocent one was changed. That is so full of bombastic jingoism it makes me want to invade a small country. That really doesn't look any different from the fundraising ads I get from anyone else.....except it's funnier. To be truly funny, it would have have routing info from Hillary's email server.
Deranged Rhino Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 That is so full of bombastic jingoism it makes me want to invade a small country. To be truly funny, it would have have routing info from Hillary's email server.
DC Tom Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 Ever seen Silicon Valley? My posts are even funnier if you imagine them spoken by Gilfoyle.
/dev/null Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 That is so full of bombastic jingoism it makes me want to invade a small country. I'd say invade Lichtenstein. But by the time we got there and hit the brakes, we'd be in F*cking Austria
Deranged Rhino Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 Ever seen Silicon Valley? My posts are even funnier if you imagine them spoken by Gilfoyle. It's currently one of my favorite shows. Love it.
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