This is why Gugny never tips for services rendered

[Beerball]

http://katu.com/news/local/police-say-owner-of-zany-zoo-pet-store-tipped-prostitute-with-bushbaby

[BringBackFergy]

Please Note the name of the exotic animal from the story:

 

"The exotic animal, Gooey, is safe and currently at a nearby sanctuary until the USDA issues a new license for Zany Soo Pet Store."