Monty Python couldn't have written it much better

[Beerball]

http://loweringthebar.net/2016/04/i-got-you-cold-mate.html

[Deranged Rhino]

[The Poojer]

that's so frigging awesom

[/dev/null]

pwnd

[Chef Jim]

He got one like so he has that going for him.......which is nice.