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@alexdunlapNFL

BREAKING: #Baylor DE and NFL draft hopeful Shawn Oakman the latest BU player under investigation for Sexual Assault. Story coming.

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Before this he was a Bills type. Would have fit in well here. Now he belongs in Cincinnati or New England

Reread affidavit after thinking it sounded odd. Why did she leave panties? Earring? Rough exchange? Makes it easy to prove he did this? I dunno... Let's see what happens next

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Is he still a dirtbag if he's found not guilty?

Oh, sorry. Innocent until proven guilty police. I recant my dirtbag statement, and will say that he may be a dirtbag if proven guilty in a court of law.

 

He still has tiny stick legs though.

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Unfortunately, for most people, yes. That's how the world works now

 

Oh, sorry. Innocent until proven guilty police. I recant my dirtbag statement, and will say that he may be a dirtbag if proven guilty in a court of law.

 

He still has tiny stick legs though.

 

The Duke Lacrosse case should be a lesson learned for everyone, but apparently it isn't.

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No, because every single person in the history of the USA who was found not guilty is 100% innocent.

 

Signed,

OJ Simpson

 

Nice comeback to paint so many with dirty non sequitur brush strokes. Bravo!

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