ExiledInIllinois Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 At work we just open the sluice gates on the controlling works and/or the lock gates... When one dude takes a dump, I make sure to call MWRD and tell them I am opening up the dam full! Anyway... I don't worry, that's for the people in Peoria, St. Louis, Memphis, & New Orleans to worry about... Poo rolls down hill. By the time somebody takes a drink down there, it has been filtered through 3 people! Now @ home... Sewage is tacked onto water bill. Water bill is about a 100 bucks or so every 3 months (family of four). My father is in his 80s... He grew up with an outhouse and no indoor plumbing in Cheektowaga. I think it was around 1950 or so that they got indoor plumbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Nope my ***** only cost toilet paper. I don't even have to pay for water.some fresh green leaves make better tp than paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 some fresh green leaves make better tp than paper I wouldn't want to make a mistake of using poison ivy one morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 When taking Boyst's advice just be careful to consult this: I wouldn't want to make a mistake of using poison ivy one morning. Got you covered! Print it out and paste it to the outhouse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 I wouldn't want to make a mistake of using poison ivy one morning. Been there, done that. Worst two weeks of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Been there, done that. Worst two weeks of my life. I was a hydrographic surveyor on the Upper Mississippi... I got to know what poison ivy looks like. Actually very easy to spot the vines. That said, even if the wind blows (it seems), I get it! Totally hell when you are cutting baseline through that crap. NEVER take a hot shower after... That will just open up your pores! Wash it off with cold... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 I wait to **** till I get to hammers to crap. That why I am so bloated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 I wait to **** till I get to hammers to crap. That why I am so bloated. Does he give you the key to the executive washroom or do you have to poop along w/the hoi polloi? ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 I use the storm drain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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