BuffaloBill Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Do you pay to have your **** taken off? If so, how much does it cost you? If you **** more do you pay more? Should I go on a low fiber diet to save money? I can pee in the bush outside as long as my wifey doesn't have a fit. Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 I'm sure she isn't impressed with you pee in or on her bush.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 I haven't had our septic pumped in years. There's an old saying..."If it ain't broke, don't fix it." (Which is really a simpler way of saying all my sewage runs out into the street and no one has the nerve to call me out on it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 I haven't had our septic pumped in years. There's an old saying..."If it ain't broke, don't fix it." (Which is really a simpler way of saying all my sewage runs out into the street and no one has the nerve to call me out on it) Personally I'd call myself on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 6, 2016 Author Share Posted April 6, 2016 I haven't had our septic pumped in years. There's an old saying..."If it ain't broke, don't fix it." (Which is really a simpler way of saying all my sewage runs out into the street and no one has the nerve to call me out on it) Seriously, you may want that checked. Everyone here knows you are a prolific **** machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 We get ours pumped every other year as part of the association. I think it's a load of schit, personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 We do not have a septic but we do pay a sewage fee. How much? I don't know because, you know, my wife pays the bills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 We do not have a septic but we do pay a sewage fee. How much? I don't know because, you know, my wife pays the bills In my town, the charge for the sewer is identical to the water charge. So basically they're assuming that every drop of water that comes out of your faucets goes back into the sewer. It's a total sham. Most of the year, that's fine, but in the summer when watering the lawn they make a killing. It wouldn't be billed that way if I had a separate water meter connected to the hoses, but they charge crazy permit fees to have that installed. I'm sure it doesn't compare to rates out that in CA, but man, this past summer's bills were not fun (new lot, new sod). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 We get ours pumped every other year as part of the association. I think it's a load of schit, personally.I having had mine pumped in almost 9 years. And that had to be pumped because the house was abandoned and when my mom lived there before me she didn't **** enough to keep the leach lines wet. My grandpa had one for 40 yrs and never needed to do so. There is no reason to have to pump a septic tank if you treat it properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbillievable Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Sewage and garbage. $20 for trash pickup service and $10 fee for recycling whether you do it or not. $5.25 if you take it to dump yourself, but you're not allowed to opt out of the service anyway. If the bin is too close to cars, facing the wrong way, the Bills lost, etc, then they could skip your house. I think it's $10 if you call for a special pickup, but I haven't used that service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 I having had mine pumped in almost 9 years. And that had to be pumped because the house was abandoned and when my mom lived there before me she didn't **** enough to keep the leach lines wet. My grandpa had one for 40 yrs and never needed to do so. There is no reason to have to pump a septic tank if you treat it properly. Or have a healthy diet of grass-fed beef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 An aweful story but this is what actually started the downhill spiral that threw me into bankruptsy I came home to my entire house being filled with sewage backup when my septic decided to leave me a gift.......8K to dig up my yard and put in a new septic tank which required new lines to be ran.........everything in my house ruined and needing to be replaced......etc etc You can shop around and have your septic pumped for like 500 bucks which is what I SHOULD have done before I started having problems. I also faithfully use rid ex twice a month into my urinals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 An aweful story but this is what actually started the downhill spiral that threw me into bankruptsy I came home to my entire house being filled with sewage backup when my septic decided to leave me a gift.......8K to dig up my yard and put in a new septic tank which required new lines to be ran.........everything in my house ruined and needing to be replaced......etc etc You can shop around and have your septic pumped for like 500 bucks which is what I SHOULD have done before I started having problems. I also faithfully use rid ex twice a month into my urinals You have urinals in your house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 You have urinals in your house? Well.....someone bought up all the bushes at home depot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbillievable Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 My last house had a septic tank. When the toilet started having problems I moved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Do you pay to have your **** taken off? If so, how much does it cost you? If you **** more do you pay more? Should I go on a low fiber diet to save money? I can pee in the bush outside as long as my wifey doesn't have a fit. Thoughts? I thought this was going to be a "look at me" thread to announce that you updated your TBD name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Nope my ***** only cost toilet paper. I don't even have to pay for water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Nope my ***** only cost toilet paper. I don't even have to pay for water. Hotdam, outhouse livin' is the only livin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Nope my ***** only cost toilet paper. I don't even have to pay for water. Can't get the Sears catalog anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 We get ours pumped every other year as part of the association. I think it's a load of schit, personally. I see what you did there!!! I having had mine pumped in almost 9 years. And that had to be pumped because the house was abandoned and when my mom lived there before me she didn't **** enough to keep the leach lines wet. My grandpa had one for 40 yrs and never needed to do so. There is no reason to have to pump a septic tank if you treat it properly. And to think of all the children you flushed in there!! I empty my sewage frequently... My wife took a video the last time... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BeskbiJjCXI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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