Hey Tom, been to Essex recently?

[Beerball]

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-35941345

[DC Tom]

Those aren't rockets. That's PIAT ammo - mortar rounds, basically. One of those uniquely ugly and difficult weapons that only the British War Office could come up with.

[Nanker]

Oh ****! That's where I left them.