KD in CA Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) What if it had been The Year of the Monkey? What if Rikki had lost that number? Edited April 1, 2016 by KD in CT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) Would he still play us a song if he played the harpsichord instead of the piano (or tamborine)? Edited April 1, 2016 by Bullpen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 What if MR MOJO wasn't RISIN? What if the men knew but the little girls didn't understand the backdoor man? What if people are normal when you're a stranger? What if you didn't know the directions to the last whisky bar? What if this isn't the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted April 1, 2016 Author Share Posted April 1, 2016 What if Jay Z had 99 problems and a bi**h was one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Thanks for the correction. That's what I'm here for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 What if Jay Z had 99 problems and a bi**h was one? I would want to know which other problem dropped off the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted April 1, 2016 Author Share Posted April 1, 2016 I would want to know which other problem dropped off the list. Not having a bi**h, naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 What if Dorothy had followed the Red Brick Road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 What if Mozart didn't use too many notes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 What if you were something more than a hound dog? What if the lights don't go out in the city? Or in Georgia that one night? What if you saw a werewolf with slightly disheveled hair drinking a pina coloda at Trader Vic's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 What if the stairway went to hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 What if a sweet-talkin' honey with a little bit of money that turns your head around wasn't a snappy little mammy that could keep her pappy happy? What if the scaramouche doesn't have a partner for the fandango? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 What if Louie Armstrong thought it was a s***ty world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 What if Louie Armstrong thought it was a s***ty world? He would be a Bills fan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 He would be a Bills fan... What if Don't Don't Don't Don't, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, was all Sting wanted to say to you? (this was a lot of wasted effort on my part) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 W\hat if LA women moved to Poughkeepsie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 What if Louie Armstrong thought it was a s***ty world? He would be a Bills fan... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 What if Desperado had come to his senses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 What if Desperado had come to his senses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted April 1, 2016 Author Share Posted April 1, 2016 You would still be a troll. This gets my vote for best OTW thread of the year. I know it's early, but good job CVM! What if Ren said it politely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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