KD in CA Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) What if it had been The Year of the Monkey? What if Rikki had lost that number? Edited April 1, 2016 by KD in CT
Bullpen Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) Would he still play us a song if he played the harpsichord instead of the piano (or tamborine)? Edited April 1, 2016 by Bullpen
PastaJoe Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 What if MR MOJO wasn't RISIN? What if the men knew but the little girls didn't understand the backdoor man? What if people are normal when you're a stranger? What if you didn't know the directions to the last whisky bar? What if this isn't the end?
ChevyVanMiller Posted April 1, 2016 Author Posted April 1, 2016 What if Jay Z had 99 problems and a bi**h was one?
Chef Jim Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 On 4/1/2016 at 11:42 AM, BuffaloBud said: Thanks for the correction. That's what I'm here for.
4merper4mer Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 On 4/1/2016 at 3:50 PM, ChevyVanMiller said: What if Jay Z had 99 problems and a bi**h was one? I would want to know which other problem dropped off the list.
ChevyVanMiller Posted April 1, 2016 Author Posted April 1, 2016 On 4/1/2016 at 3:54 PM, 4merper4mer said: I would want to know which other problem dropped off the list. Not having a bi**h, naturally.
DC Tom Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 What if you were something more than a hound dog? What if the lights don't go out in the city? Or in Georgia that one night? What if you saw a werewolf with slightly disheveled hair drinking a pina coloda at Trader Vic's?
DC Tom Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 What if a sweet-talkin' honey with a little bit of money that turns your head around wasn't a snappy little mammy that could keep her pappy happy? What if the scaramouche doesn't have a partner for the fandango?
Bullpen Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 What if Louie Armstrong thought it was a s***ty world?
BuffaloBill Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 On 4/1/2016 at 4:54 PM, Bullpen said: What if Louie Armstrong thought it was a s***ty world? He would be a Bills fan...
Bullpen Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 On 4/1/2016 at 4:55 PM, BuffaloBill said: He would be a Bills fan... What if Don't Don't Don't Don't, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, was all Sting wanted to say to you? (this was a lot of wasted effort on my part)
Deranged Rhino Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 On 4/1/2016 at 4:54 PM, Bullpen said: What if Louie Armstrong thought it was a s***ty world? On 4/1/2016 at 4:55 PM, BuffaloBill said: He would be a Bills fan... :lol:
Pete Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 On 4/1/2016 at 5:27 PM, KD in CT said: What if Desperado had come to his senses?
ChevyVanMiller Posted April 1, 2016 Author Posted April 1, 2016 On 4/1/2016 at 12:32 AM, SAMMY HANDWICH said: You would still be a troll. This gets my vote for best OTW thread of the year. I know it's early, but good job CVM! What if Ren said it politely?
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