Azalin Posted March 29, 2016 Posted March 29, 2016 I've had it. When I look at our choices in this presidential election cycle, it becomes clear to me who should choose to lead this nation. https://cthulhuforamerica.com/
B-Man Posted March 29, 2016 Posted March 29, 2016 Sorry, I can't support anyone who charges this much for a coffee mug. Vote Best Evil Coffee Mug$20.00
Chef Jim Posted March 29, 2016 Posted March 29, 2016 “Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity.”― H.P. Lovecraft Yeah that pretty much sums it up.
B-Man Posted March 29, 2016 Posted March 29, 2016 You know..............I'm starting to like Bernie's chances Now that the EVIL vote is being split........................ .
Azalin Posted March 29, 2016 Author Posted March 29, 2016 Sorry, I can't support anyone who charges this much for a coffee mug. Vote Best Evil Coffee Mug$20.00 Personally, I liked the No Lives Matter bumper sticker.
B-Man Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 I know that this is April 1st............but I am hoping that this is true.......... Cthulhu for America@cthulhu4america 2h2 hours ago .Hillary Clinton suspends campaign; endorses Cthulhu for president #ImWithHer #NoMore https://wp.me/p6DSaY-BM
Azalin Posted April 1, 2016 Author Posted April 1, 2016 I know that this is April 1st............but I am hoping that this is true.......... “I endorse Dread Lord Cthulhu as our next, and final, President of the United States.” Cthulhu fhtagn!
DC Tom Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 I know that this is April 1st............but I am hoping that this is true.......... Of course it's not true. Nothing's larger than Hillary's vanity. Except maybe Trump's.
Azalin Posted April 1, 2016 Author Posted April 1, 2016 "Cthulhu emerged from the black depths of the Pacific Ocean and proceeded to answer questions about hot button issues such as gun control, Obamacare, and how to handle the growing threat of ISIS." http://runt-of-the-web.com/cthulhu-for-president
Chef Jim Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) I think before we proceed with this we really need to understand his relationship, if any, with the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred. Edited April 1, 2016 by Chef Jim
Azalin Posted April 1, 2016 Author Posted April 1, 2016 Whats His abortion position ? War on Women ? . There will be no war on women or need for abortions once all have perished. I think before we proceed with this we really need to understand his relationship, if any, with the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred. As far as I know, the relationship didn't extend beyond chronicler and worshiper, unless it was one of the Great One's minions that devoured him in Damascus.
sodbuster Posted April 2, 2016 Posted April 2, 2016 Whats His abortion position ? War on Women ? . He's torn. You see, he likes the idea of dead babies, but the idea of anybody's right to choose is repulsive.
B-Man Posted April 2, 2016 Posted April 2, 2016 There will be no war on women or need for abortions once all have perished. Sooooooooooooo...........................Equality then. I knew his position would be fair.
Azalin Posted April 2, 2016 Author Posted April 2, 2016 Sooooooooooooo...........................Equality then. I knew his position would be fair. Exactly!.
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