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Typical Vagattarius mentality. Always the skeptic.

 

There's disagreement in your future with an opportunity for success as the earth waxes and Venus enters moon phase with Uranus.

 

Mars is angry in the sky at the moment, creating chaos in your day to day life. Avoid stress inducers, like conversing with Canadians or people from DC. Most importantly in these troubling times, remember to drink your Ovaltine.

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I've been skeptical for years, but more recently have followed one on and off for the last few months. If does seem to have some relevance. Thoughts?

 

I think you're a !@#$ing idiot. Your horoscope agrees with me.

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Mars is angry in the sky at the moment, creating chaos in your day to day life. Avoid stress inducers, like conversing with Canadians or people from DC. Most importantly in these troubling times, remember to drink your Ovaltine.

It's best to avoid conversing with those born under the sign of Asshat.

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