CommonCents Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Stupid question but after paying some attention to the Vodka bottle I store on the top of the fridge I noticed a bunch of water droplets around the top of the bottle. That strikes me as odd? Maybe I have just never noticed before? Thanks for any possible answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Hmmmm. Drink the entire bottle. If you're not really, really hammered kick your roommate in the pills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 Hmmmm. Drink the entire bottle. If you're not really, really hammered kick your roommate in the pills. Yah if want a drink have a drink but sure as hell don't put water back in the bottle! I'm going to try and freeze it I guess that's the only way to take a guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbillievable Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Hydrometer $10 at walmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Stupid question but after paying some attention to the Vodka bottle I store on the top of the fridge I noticed a bunch of water droplets around the top of the bottle. That strikes me as odd? Maybe I have just never noticed before? Thanks for any possible answers. Your roommate might be innocent here. The water droplets may simply be a figment of your overactive imagination. Have you had your head examined lately? You're overdue for a battery of psychological exams which are likely to reveal that you suffered severe trauma as a child and somehow water was involved. Given this discovery, memories will flood back and you will live in psychological pain and misery. Maybe it's best to ignore these "water droplets." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 What water droplets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 It's condensation you knucklehead. Follow me here: moisture in the air will transform into a solid form when the temperature rapidly increases from below 32 degrees to over 60 degrees. A glass bottle will retain cold temperature even when the room temp rises above 60. When this happens, moisture in the air will be drawn to the cold bottle and form water droplets around the side of the bottle. Another possible explanation: your roommate is using the long, narrow end of the bottle to pleasure himself while you are away and has the common decency to wash the bottle after he finishes (leaving water residue around the opening). Lesson: ask your mom to keep the temperature in the basement at a constant 64 degrees and buy Beerball his own bottle so he stops using yours as a sex toy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Your roommate might be innocent here. The water droplets may simply be a figment of your overactive imagination. Have you had your head examined lately? You're overdue for a battery of psychological exams which are likely to reveal that you suffered severe trauma as a child and somehow water was involved. Given this discovery, memories will flood back and you will live in psychological pain and misery. Maybe it's best to ignore these "water droplets." I had no idea you and he were roommates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Drink it all next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 I had no idea you and he were roommates. C'mon do you really think I would give up my parent's basement to live with him? Gotta run... Mom's asking if I want the crust cut off my toast slices.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 buy a nanny cam http://www.brickhousesecurity.com/category/hidden+cameras/nanny+cams.do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Hydrometer $10 at walmart. Thats fine if you know the density of vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Thats fine if you know the density of vodka. The internet is a wonderful thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Put syrup of ipecac in it. That'll team him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Hydrometer $10 at walmart. New room mate, Priceless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbillievable Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Thats fine if you know the density of vodka. Even if you don't know how to look it up (or he bought a cheap brand), it will show if the roommate is replacing the vodka with water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 (edited) It's condensation you knucklehead. Follow me here: moisture in the air will transform into a solid form when the temperature rapidly increases from below 32 degrees to over 60 degrees. A glass bottle will retain cold temperature even when the room temp rises above 60. When this happens, moisture in the air will be drawn to the cold bottle and form water droplets around the side of the bottle. Another possible explanation: your roommate is using the long, narrow end of the bottle to pleasure himself while you are away and has the common decency to wash the bottle after he finishes (leaving water residue around the opening). Lesson: ask your mom to keep the temperature in the basement at a constant 64 degrees and buy Beerball his own bottle so he stops using yours as a sex toy. So many wrongs... My favorite: "moisture turns solid when temperature increases" Edited March 24, 2016 by SAMMY HANDWICH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 do a shot and see if it tastes watered down. Vodka is made to drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 So many wrongs... My favorite: "moisture turns solid when temperature increases" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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