ExiledInIllinois Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 This just in: http://m.newser.com/story/222419/moderate-drinking-may-not-extend-life-after-all.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Bummer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 I will drink to this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Scott requires that we only moderate drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Scott requires that we only moderate drunk. You missed the additional requirements of naked and afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 who that loves to drink is really looking to extend their lives... This just in:http://m.newser.com/story/222419/moderate-drinking-may-not-extend-life-after-all.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 What is this moderate drinking of which you speak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Well I better get my ass in gear and start making up for all that "moderate" drinking I've been doing all these years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 (edited) That's what they get for half assing it. As Rex pointed out, half pregnant doesn't work. You need to get fully pregnant and get drunk like women did in the 20s before those eggheads made up scary myths like fetal alcohol syndrome and not college material. Edited March 23, 2016 by Jauronimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Guess there's no reason to be moderate then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Thank god I quit moderately drinking in high school- it's full On binge now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 That's what they get for half assing it. As Rex pointed out, half pregnant doesn't work. You need to get fully pregnant and get drunk like women did in the 20s before those eggheads made up scary myths like fetal alcohol syndrome and not college material. I know there's a picture somewhere of my mom about ready to bust with one of us with a cocktail in one had and a smoke in the other. We all turned out fine........ok so five of the six did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 That mean I can drink work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 My mom has told me many times that she was drinking when she went into labor with me. She also smoked diligently the whole time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Is the glass "moderately" full or "moderately" half empty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 What about us that don't drink at all? Yeah yeah yeah....we're going to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 I know there's a picture somewhere of my mom about ready to bust with one of us with a cocktail in one had and a smoke in the other. We all turned out fine........ok so five of the six did. So what do the other five think of you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 So what do the other five think of you? Actually I don't think they try to think about me at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 My mom has told me many times that she was drinking when she went into labor with me. She also smoked diligently the whole time. I assume after meeting you, so to speak, she never stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 I assume after meeting you, so to speak, she never stopped. That is chillingly accurate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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