ExiledInIllinois Posted March 23, 2016 Posted March 23, 2016 This just in: http://m.newser.com/story/222419/moderate-drinking-may-not-extend-life-after-all.html
BuffaloBill Posted March 23, 2016 Posted March 23, 2016 Scott requires that we only moderate drunk. You missed the additional requirements of naked and afraid.
The Poojer Posted March 23, 2016 Posted March 23, 2016 who that loves to drink is really looking to extend their lives... This just in:http://m.newser.com/story/222419/moderate-drinking-may-not-extend-life-after-all.html
Chef Jim Posted March 23, 2016 Posted March 23, 2016 What is this moderate drinking of which you speak?
Bullpen Posted March 23, 2016 Posted March 23, 2016 Well I better get my ass in gear and start making up for all that "moderate" drinking I've been doing all these years.
Jauronimo Posted March 23, 2016 Posted March 23, 2016 (edited) That's what they get for half assing it. As Rex pointed out, half pregnant doesn't work. You need to get fully pregnant and get drunk like women did in the 20s before those eggheads made up scary myths like fetal alcohol syndrome and not college material. Edited March 23, 2016 by Jauronimo
CountryCletus Posted March 23, 2016 Posted March 23, 2016 Thank god I quit moderately drinking in high school- it's full On binge now
Chef Jim Posted March 23, 2016 Posted March 23, 2016 That's what they get for half assing it. As Rex pointed out, half pregnant doesn't work. You need to get fully pregnant and get drunk like women did in the 20s before those eggheads made up scary myths like fetal alcohol syndrome and not college material. I know there's a picture somewhere of my mom about ready to bust with one of us with a cocktail in one had and a smoke in the other. We all turned out fine........ok so five of the six did.
Cugalabanza Posted March 23, 2016 Posted March 23, 2016 My mom has told me many times that she was drinking when she went into labor with me. She also smoked diligently the whole time.
CowgirlsFan Posted March 23, 2016 Posted March 23, 2016 Is the glass "moderately" full or "moderately" half empty?
Chef Jim Posted March 23, 2016 Posted March 23, 2016 What about us that don't drink at all? Yeah yeah yeah....we're going to hell.
DC Tom Posted March 23, 2016 Posted March 23, 2016 I know there's a picture somewhere of my mom about ready to bust with one of us with a cocktail in one had and a smoke in the other. We all turned out fine........ok so five of the six did. So what do the other five think of you?
Chef Jim Posted March 23, 2016 Posted March 23, 2016 So what do the other five think of you? Actually I don't think they try to think about me at all.
BuffaloBill Posted March 23, 2016 Posted March 23, 2016 My mom has told me many times that she was drinking when she went into labor with me. She also smoked diligently the whole time. I assume after meeting you, so to speak, she never stopped.
Cugalabanza Posted March 23, 2016 Posted March 23, 2016 I assume after meeting you, so to speak, she never stopped. That is chillingly accurate
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