DC Tom Posted December 20, 2019 Posted December 20, 2019 On 12/20/2019 at 4:18 PM, Kevbeau said: Belongings? My wife’s purse/bag could hold a 99 piece mechanic’s set if needed Expand I think my wife's does. Scariest question in the world: "Can you put X back in my purse?" Yeah...probably not. As a physicist, I can mathematically describe the multi-dimensional folded space that is the inside of her purse, and I may even manage to find things in there, but there is no way in hell I'll ever put anything back in her purse "where it belongs." "No, that doesn't belong there. Lip balm goes in the third inner pocked of the second zipped pouch inside the outer left pocket." "But that's the inner-right pocket, isn't it?" "No, you're holding it wrong. Don't you know how to wear a purse?" "Uhhh...no. Never learned that in my quantum electrodymanics classes." "Geez, men are idiots." 3
3rdnlng Posted December 20, 2019 Posted December 20, 2019 On 12/20/2019 at 4:24 PM, DC Tom said: I think my wife's does. Scariest question in the world: "Can you put X back in my purse?" Yeah...probably not. As a physicist, I can mathematically describe the multi-dimensional folded space that is the inside of her purse, and I may even manage to find things in there, but there is no way in hell I'll ever put anything back in her purse "where it belongs." "No, that doesn't belong there. Lip balm goes in the third inner pocked of the second zipped pouch inside the outer left pocket." "But that's the inner-right pocket, isn't it?" "No, you're holding it wrong. Don't you know how to wear a purse?" "Uhhh...no. Never learned that in my quantum electrodymanics classes." "Geez, men are idiots." Expand Hmmmn. Prius, man bun and can't even hold the purse correctly. Sounds sort of cuckish to me. 2
DC Tom Posted December 20, 2019 Posted December 20, 2019 On 12/20/2019 at 4:29 PM, 3rdnlng said: Hmmmn. Prius, man bun and can't even hold the purse correctly. Sounds sort of cuckish to me. Expand I don't have a Prius anymore. Never had a man-bun. Who am I, gary?
3rdnlng Posted December 20, 2019 Posted December 20, 2019 On 12/20/2019 at 4:32 PM, DC Tom said: I don't have a Prius anymore. Never had a man-bun. Who am I, gary? Expand Depends on how you hold the purse. Can you at least match it up with a good pair of shoes?
DC Tom Posted December 20, 2019 Posted December 20, 2019 On 12/20/2019 at 4:35 PM, 3rdnlng said: Depends on how you hold the purse. Can you at least match it up with a good pair of shoes? Expand I can't even identify a good pair of shoes.
Just Joshin' Posted December 20, 2019 Posted December 20, 2019 On 12/20/2019 at 4:41 PM, DC Tom said: I can't even identify a good pair of shoes. Expand They are comfortable?
TakeYouToTasker Posted December 20, 2019 Posted December 20, 2019 On 12/20/2019 at 4:53 PM, Just Joshin' said: They are comfortable? Expand Are you pregnant? 2
Prickly Pete Posted December 20, 2019 Posted December 20, 2019 On 12/20/2019 at 4:17 PM, DC Tom said: My favorite was Expand Haha, I didn't read past the quote I posted.....nuts.
Hedge Posted December 20, 2019 Posted December 20, 2019 On 12/20/2019 at 7:04 PM, TakeYouToTasker said: Are you pregnant? Expand Well, he is a man, so possibly. 3
Hedge Posted December 20, 2019 Posted December 20, 2019 Another one now getting flayed by her own side in the comments: Leftist meat must be tasty, because they sure do like to tear into it. 1 1
Chef Jim Posted December 20, 2019 Posted December 20, 2019 On 12/20/2019 at 7:04 PM, TakeYouToTasker said: Are you pregnant? Expand I have a sit/stand desk. I stand at least 6 hours a day. They need to be comfortable.
/dev/null Posted December 21, 2019 Posted December 21, 2019 On 12/20/2019 at 4:32 PM, DC Tom said: I don't have a Prius anymore. Expand Doesn't matter. Anyone who buys a Prius is forever a hipster douche 1 2
3rdnlng Posted December 21, 2019 Posted December 21, 2019 On 12/21/2019 at 4:36 PM, /dev/null said: Doesn't matter. Anyone who buys a Prius is forever a hipster douche Expand Do you remember the "Honda" Prius story?
row_33 Posted December 21, 2019 Posted December 21, 2019 On 12/20/2019 at 11:25 PM, Chef Jim said: I have a sit/stand desk. I stand at least 6 hours a day. They need to be comfortable. Expand a few at work tried that for awhile bless their pointy little heads
DC Tom Posted December 21, 2019 Posted December 21, 2019 On 12/21/2019 at 4:36 PM, /dev/null said: Doesn't matter. Anyone who buys a Prius is forever a hipster douche Expand I think my slide rule collection makes more more of a hipster douche than the Prius ever did. 1
/dev/null Posted December 21, 2019 Posted December 21, 2019 (edited) On 12/21/2019 at 5:27 PM, DC Tom said: I think my slide rule collection makes more more of a hipster douche than the Prius ever did. Expand No, your slide rule collection makes you someone I wanna do shots with The Prius makes me think you're not a shots kind of guy, more of a latte frapachino sipper Edited December 21, 2019 by /dev/null 1 3
DC Tom Posted December 21, 2019 Posted December 21, 2019 On 12/21/2019 at 5:30 PM, /dev/null said: The Prius makes me think you're not a shots kind of guy, more of a latte frapachino sipper Expand Definitely not a shots guy. But gin and tonic (with Aviation Gin, simply because I want to drink with Ryan Reynolds.) 1
Chef Jim Posted December 22, 2019 Posted December 22, 2019 (edited) On 12/21/2019 at 4:49 PM, row_33 said: a few at work tried that for awhile bless their pointy little heads Expand I’ve been doing it for over a year now. I love it. Edited December 22, 2019 by Chef Jim
3rdnlng Posted December 22, 2019 Posted December 22, 2019 On 12/22/2019 at 1:27 PM, Chef Jim said: I’ve been doing it for over a read now. I love it. Expand There's a crazy rumor out there that it makes you spout nonsensical statements.
Chef Jim Posted December 22, 2019 Posted December 22, 2019 On 12/22/2019 at 1:53 PM, 3rdnlng said: There's a crazy rumor out there that it makes you spout nonsensical statements. Expand Thanks for being my editor. ?
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