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Where do I take my extensive white resume for the spoils I was born to attain ?

 

I'll PM you with the secret handshake.

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Google "slam poetry"

 

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"Protest forcefully". The new euphemism for assaulting conservatives.

 

 

"Mostly peaceful." The old euphemism for violent.

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Clinton/Obama supporter............. :lol:

 

CONSERVATION, CONSERVATIVE, WHO CAN BE BOTHERED TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE?

A woman was arrested on Monday after allegedly smearing peanut butter on 30 cars parked outside what she believed was a pro-Donald Trump rally.

Christina Ferguson was arrested in Amherst Junction, Wisconsin after interrupting what turned out to be a meeting of a local environmental organisation, Tomorrow River Conservation Club.

Witnesses claimed the 32-year-old entered the meeting at 9:30pm holding a “family-size jar of low-sodium, creamy natural Jif” peanut butter, shouting about how much she hated the Republican candidate.

 

 

 

 

 

Best quote: “‘Fortunately it wasn’t chunky peanut butter, so vehicles didn’t get scratched,’ said police.”

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Standing Rock: North Dakota access pipeline demonstrators say white people are ‘treating protest like Burning Man.’

 

“White people are colonizing the camps. I mean that seriously. Plymouth rock seriously.

 

They are coming in, taking food, clothing and occupying space without any desire to participate in camp maintenance and without respect of tribal protocols. These people are treating it like it is Burning Man or The Rainbow Gathering and I even witnessed several wandering in and out of camps comparing it to those festivals.”

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Oh, like Wow, man. This is so groovy man. It's like so natural and peaceful man.

Got any dope man? Ludes? Peyote buds?

It's so like the good old days of Peace, Love, Acid, Reds! Common man.

What a fabulous place to get high and commune with nature, man. And the Indians. They're here too, man. Like wow man.

Where are the chicks, man? Gotta be some really far out chicks here man. Gotta be.

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Standing Rock: North Dakota access pipeline demonstrators say white people are ‘treating protest like Burning Man.’

 

“White people are colonizing the camps. I mean that seriously. Plymouth rock seriously.

 

They are coming in, taking food, clothing and occupying space without any desire to participate in camp maintenance and without respect of tribal protocols. These people are treating it like it is Burning Man or The Rainbow Gathering and I even witnessed several wandering in and out of camps comparing it to those festivals.”

 

I wonder how they're holding up without a Starbucks nearby.

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I wonder how they're holding up without a Starbucks nearby.

Does 2500 heroes showing up as reenforcements make you think any different about it? I know we as Americans love our heroes. Couldn't help but notice during the games on TV this weekend.

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Standing Rock: North Dakota access pipeline demonstrators say white people are ‘treating protest like Burning Man.’

 

“White people are colonizing the camps. I mean that seriously. Plymouth rock seriously.

 

They are coming in, taking food, clothing and occupying space without any desire to participate in camp maintenance and without respect of tribal protocols. These people are treating it like it is Burning Man or The Rainbow Gathering and I even witnessed several wandering in and out of camps comparing it to those festivals.”

 

I've only recently been paying attention to the Standing Rock story because I have friends of friends of friends (SoProgs as far as the eye can see) going there, and they are all concerned because Obama has given orders to shoot rubber bullets to get them off the land.

 

They are all stunned that Obama is flipping them off on this, and quite honestly, it's very funny to watch.

 

Oddly enough, these same SoProgs will continue to vote as they are told, no matter how many times they are spit on, because they will never, ever, ever be smart enough to think for themselves.

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If I was a regional rep for Dakota Access, I'd send the protestors five thousand kerosene heaters and plenty of fuel. Nothing like a little community outreach.

:lol:

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If I was a regional rep for Dakota Access, I'd send the protestors five thousand kerosene heaters and plenty of fuel. Nothing like a little community outreach.

Excellent!

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