DC Tom Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Just now, Kevbeau said: Belongings? My wife’s purse/bag could hold a 99 piece mechanic’s set if needed I think my wife's does. Scariest question in the world: "Can you put X back in my purse?" Yeah...probably not. As a physicist, I can mathematically describe the multi-dimensional folded space that is the inside of her purse, and I may even manage to find things in there, but there is no way in hell I'll ever put anything back in her purse "where it belongs." "No, that doesn't belong there. Lip balm goes in the third inner pocked of the second zipped pouch inside the outer left pocket." "But that's the inner-right pocket, isn't it?" "No, you're holding it wrong. Don't you know how to wear a purse?" "Uhhh...no. Never learned that in my quantum electrodymanics classes." "Geez, men are idiots." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, DC Tom said: I think my wife's does. Scariest question in the world: "Can you put X back in my purse?" Yeah...probably not. As a physicist, I can mathematically describe the multi-dimensional folded space that is the inside of her purse, and I may even manage to find things in there, but there is no way in hell I'll ever put anything back in her purse "where it belongs." "No, that doesn't belong there. Lip balm goes in the third inner pocked of the second zipped pouch inside the outer left pocket." "But that's the inner-right pocket, isn't it?" "No, you're holding it wrong. Don't you know how to wear a purse?" "Uhhh...no. Never learned that in my quantum electrodymanics classes." "Geez, men are idiots." Hmmmn. Prius, man bun and can't even hold the purse correctly. Sounds sort of cuckish to me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: Hmmmn. Prius, man bun and can't even hold the purse correctly. Sounds sort of cuckish to me. I don't have a Prius anymore. Never had a man-bun. Who am I, gary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 1 minute ago, DC Tom said: I don't have a Prius anymore. Never had a man-bun. Who am I, gary? Depends on how you hold the purse. Can you at least match it up with a good pair of shoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: Depends on how you hold the purse. Can you at least match it up with a good pair of shoes? I can't even identify a good pair of shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Joshin' Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 12 minutes ago, DC Tom said: I can't even identify a good pair of shoes. They are comfortable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Just Joshin' said: They are comfortable? Are you pregnant? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prickly Pete Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 2 hours ago, DC Tom said: My favorite was Haha, I didn't read past the quote I posted.....nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, TakeYouToTasker said: Are you pregnant? Well, he is a man, so possibly. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Another one now getting flayed by her own side in the comments: Leftist meat must be tasty, because they sure do like to tear into it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 4 hours ago, TakeYouToTasker said: Are you pregnant? I have a sit/stand desk. I stand at least 6 hours a day. They need to be comfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 On 12/20/2019 at 11:32 AM, DC Tom said: I don't have a Prius anymore. Doesn't matter. Anyone who buys a Prius is forever a hipster douche 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, /dev/null said: Doesn't matter. Anyone who buys a Prius is forever a hipster douche Do you remember the "Honda" Prius story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 17 hours ago, Chef Jim said: I have a sit/stand desk. I stand at least 6 hours a day. They need to be comfortable. a few at work tried that for awhile bless their pointy little heads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 50 minutes ago, /dev/null said: Doesn't matter. Anyone who buys a Prius is forever a hipster douche I think my slide rule collection makes more more of a hipster douche than the Prius ever did. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, DC Tom said: I think my slide rule collection makes more more of a hipster douche than the Prius ever did. No, your slide rule collection makes you someone I wanna do shots with The Prius makes me think you're not a shots kind of guy, more of a latte frapachino sipper Edited December 21, 2019 by /dev/null 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, /dev/null said: The Prius makes me think you're not a shots kind of guy, more of a latte frapachino sipper Definitely not a shots guy. But gin and tonic (with Aviation Gin, simply because I want to drink with Ryan Reynolds.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 (edited) 21 hours ago, row_33 said: a few at work tried that for awhile bless their pointy little heads I’ve been doing it for over a year now. I love it. Edited December 22, 2019 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 23 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: I’ve been doing it for over a read now. I love it. There's a crazy rumor out there that it makes you spout nonsensical statements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 15 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: There's a crazy rumor out there that it makes you spout nonsensical statements. Thanks for being my editor. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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