BringBackFergy Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/masturbation/seattle-cops-hunt-creepy-nightcrawler-189307
Chandler#81 Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 HAHAHAHA! Yes, I'm SURE it's BB doin' his bidniz!
BringBackFergy Posted March 15, 2016 Author Posted March 15, 2016 HAHAHAHA! Yes, I'm SURE it's BB doin' his bidniz!Chandler - you know BB - how did he fit into that ninja suit? Is it possible he wore a girdle?
Chandler#81 Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 Chandler - you know BB - how did he fit into that ninja suit? Is it possible he wore a girdle? I hear night vision cameras subtract 10/20/30/40 lbs..
BringBackFergy Posted March 15, 2016 Author Posted March 15, 2016 I hear night vision cameras subtract 10/20/30/40 lbs..
Gugny Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 That can't be Beerball. The blurry box is way too big.
Beerball Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 That can't be Beerball.Thank you for your support.
JohnC Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 If I ever meet Beerball and he offers to shake my hand I will respectfully decline. Also, for sanitary reasons I won't even high five him.
BringBackFergy Posted March 15, 2016 Author Posted March 15, 2016 If I ever meet Beerball and he offers to shake my hand I will respectfully decline. Also, for sanitary reasons I won't even high five him. That's assuming you even make eye contact with him...you have been warned.
BuffaloBill Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 That can't be Beerball. The blurry box is way too big. Whose to say he didn't add something to his 1.5 inches with some foam rubber? He was obviously trying to impress the woman who lives there... If I ever meet Beerball and he offers to shake my hand I will respectfully decline. Also, for sanitary reasons I won't even high five him. He was cooking food at the tailgate...
JohnC Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 He was cooking food at the tailgate... He was also using the port o john without a hand sanitizer . Then cooking and serving food in addition to his glad handing everyone he came in contact with.
BuffaloBill Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 He was also using the port o john without a hand sanitizer . Then cooking and serving food in addition to his glad handing everyone he came in contact with. Nah.... He skipped the port-o-John and as usual took a dump at the base of a tree. His hands have never felt soap or sanitizer.
JohnC Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 Nah.... He skipped the port-o-John and as usual took a dump at the base of a tree. His hands have never felt soap or sanitizer. Beerball is a committed environmentalist. He believes in using his own stool to fertilize the landscape around him. When he was asked what his favorite position was to relieve tension he said squatting and grunting were. He elaborated that it was a more natural and comfortable position for him than doing yoga exercises.
Chef Jim Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 He was cooking food at the tailgate... And you guys wonder why I never show up to those things.
BringBackFergy Posted March 15, 2016 Author Posted March 15, 2016 And you guys wonder why I never show up to those things. What if (and this is strictly a hypothetical) Beerball wasn't "available" to attend the tailgate?? Would that change your mind?
Chef Jim Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 (edited) What if (and this is strictly a hypothetical) Beerball wasn't "available" to attend the tailgate?? Would that change your mind? Sorry but believe it or not it's not just about Beerball this time. Wait is this a "sending Beerball to sleep with the fishes" insinuation? Edited March 15, 2016 by Chef Jim
BringBackFergy Posted March 15, 2016 Author Posted March 15, 2016 Sorry but believe it or not it's not just about Beerball this time. Wait is this a "sending Beerball to sleep with the fishes" insinuation? Let's just say if Beerball takes a sip of Gugny's "home brew" he might be sleeping in his barcalounger at 9am.
Chef Jim Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 Let's just say if Beerball takes a sip of Gugny's "home brew" he might be sleeping in his barcalounger at 9am. Ok that gets one of you guys out of my way. What about the rest?
mead107 Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 I will be waiting for you to show up. Who else you want missing?
BringBackFergy Posted March 15, 2016 Author Posted March 15, 2016 Ok that gets one of you guys out of my way. What about the rest? The rest of us are harmless...and we all wash our hands. You might even get some good advice.
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