stevestojan Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Q: I came up with a fullproof idea for disproving that the WNBA is a real sport. You choose a person from a city that has a WNBA team and ask them the following question, "Would you rather your WNBA team win the championship or be walking along and find a $5 bill on the ground." So far I haven't found anyone that will choose the championship. What do you think? -- Josh, Kansas City, MO SG: I think you're a genius. (By the way, how 'bout poor Chicago getting stuck with a WNBA team last week? These floating WNBA teams are like the worst possible present at a Yankee Swap ... they keep getting passed around the room and nobody wants to end up with them. It's like ending up with a $25 gift certificate to Chess King. Um, gee, thanks ...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 i would go down to a $2 off KFC coupon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsNYC Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Yeah...but the female carpet eaters LOVE THEM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 I can't believe the WNBA is actually still around. Somewhere a militant lesbian feminist has pictures of David Stern with a goat and a strap-on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Speaking of Sports Guy, did anybody here enter the intern contest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 i would go down to a $2 off KFC coupon 245140[/snapback] Dam tater took me a minute to reread your post. Thought it said you would go down FOR a $2 off coupon. Not that theres anything wrong with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 I can't speak from experience since we don't have a WNBA team in WNY, but I'd be willing to be that some people would drop 5 dollar bills on the sidewalk to make the team go away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Dam tater took me a minute to reread your post. Thought it said you would go down FOR a $2 off coupon. Not that theres anything wrong with that 245166[/snapback] I thought I read that too...that better be some damn fine chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 I thought I read that too...that better be some damn fine chicken. 245194[/snapback] Well, The Colonel did put an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theNose76 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Q: I came up with a fullproof idea for disproving that the WNBA is a real sport. You choose a person from a city that has a WNBA team and ask them the following question, "Would you rather your WNBA team win the championship or be walking along and find a $5 bill on the ground." So far I haven't found anyone that will choose the championship. What do you think?-- Josh, Kansas City, MO SG: I think you're a genius. (By the way, how 'bout poor Chicago getting stuck with a WNBA team last week? These floating WNBA teams are like the worst possible present at a Yankee Swap ... they keep getting passed around the room and nobody wants to end up with them. It's like ending up with a $25 gift certificate to Chess King. Um, gee, thanks ...) 245138[/snapback] I'd pick up a penny face down first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Well, The Colonel did put an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly! 245197[/snapback] HEEAD! PAPER! NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 I only have one rooting interest when it comes to the NBA or WNBA. That all New York area teams miss the post season so they are off the sports pages more quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamboni Man Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 HEEAD! PAPER! NOW! He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his big pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his big pillow. 245248[/snapback] It's like an orange on a toothpick. The thing has it's own weather system I'm tellin' ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 It's like an orange on a toothpick. The thing has it's own weather system I'm tellin' ya! 245250[/snapback] Point of order: Isn't it a "gravitational field"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Point of order: Isn't it a "gravitational field"? 245258[/snapback] Uhhh...no. And, it's a well known fact, Sunny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentaveret, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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