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(My wife's sister)

Yup, I agree with you 100%.

She actually told me that she didn't like the way I that spoke to her kids. (Using the word "Fart" and the kiwi slang term, "bloody".) Thankfully before I made the situation worse, by kicking her out... my wife reminded me that I had a beautiful motorcycle downstairs and a week off from work. That said, I had an awesome time riding around the South Island.

 

My sister-in-law didn't like the way I talked to her kids. I told her "Then keep them away from me."

 

She also told me she wanted her kids to interact with me to learn about mental illness. At that point, I told her to !@#$ off. Haven't talked to her since.

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She also told me she wanted her kids to interact with me to learn about mental illness.

And I'd like to take the opportunity here to thank you for allowing us all to become experts at that.

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And the kids probably heard you start it up and leave thinking "when I grow up I'm gonna get a motorcycle like Uncle Bad Things. Nice.

 

Yeah, I'd like to think that, but I doubt it.

These are two of the most sheltered/coddled kids you've ever imagined.

 

They thankfully left our house a couple days earlier than planned and spent the rest of their time in NZ doing Lord of The Rings stuff. (There's probably photos of them merrily skipping around meadows of wildflowers in Elven regalia.)

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And now you all know why I am who I am. Let that be a lesson to you all: don't B word when your kids are just a hair shy of perfect, or else they'll turn out like me.

God forbid!

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