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By none other than Nanker himself. Nanker was preparing for a romantic evening with /dev/null. They planned to watch The Thornbirds again while holding hands. Also, Nanker was selecting some mood music from his vast collection of Chritopher Cross cover bands. He could hardly wipe the grin from his face.

 

As for /dev/null, he was laying out the sexy lingerie he was planning to wear. He also lovingly dusted off his Sony Betamax machine. How this fine technology was ever displaced by that abhorrent VHS technology remains a powerful source of disgust and sadness for him. To clear this thought from his mind he began to....

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put horseradish under his tong so

 

He could experience sharp and bitter pain. This is much like his favorite private pastime, getting his entire body waxed. He found this process to be exquisite in its ...
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Much like his third testicle. The problem is that it and it's two friends remain red, sore and swollen. Beerball had made mess of them at the tailgate. He had not so delicately grabbed hold trying to separate them from /dev/null while screaming " it's not fair that you have three and I have none." /dev/null would have pressed assault charges if it were not for....

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Just jack who happened to be standing next to the grill when all this was taking place. Then he told them that Jay would be over to

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Just jack who happened to be standing next to the grill when all this was taking place. Then he told them that Jay would be over to

Fluff some pillows, re arrange the world famous collection of Hungarian nesting dolls and drop off a super mighty pack, then...

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