Tiberius Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Mitt will give a major speech tomorrow. Kind of a mystery http://www.mediaite.com/columnists/mitt-romney-will-deliver-a-speech-tomorrow-to-set-america-straight-or-something/ Throwing his support behind DC Tom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Mitt will give a major speech tomorrow. Kind of a mystery http://www.mediaite.com/columnists/mitt-romney-will-deliver-a-speech-tomorrow-to-set-america-straight-or-something/ Throwing his support behind DC Tom? I may have offered him an ambassadorship... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I may have offered him an ambassadorship... I think it's time you announce you are running. Make America tolerable again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Get us up off the canvas, Tom. We need you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I think it's time you announce you are running. Make America tolerable again. Sure. Here's my policies: Legislative: veto everything. If Congress can't get enough of a majority behind a bill to override a veto, the bill sucks anyway. Fiscal: eliminate duplicate programs. We don't need 54 different college scholarship programs for Native Americans. Social: don't hurt others, don't force others to abide by your beliefs. After that, I don’t give a !@#$ what you do. Racial: my administration works for all Americans. If you want special treatment, talk to my new Department of !@#$ Off (Alaska Darin as Secretary.) Foreign policy: everyone gets one nuclear warhead. They can use it however they want. North Korea, you go first. Iran second. Choose wisely. Education: remedial English classes for everyone on the internet. "The Gatorman/EII Bill." Environmental: You're worried about CO2? Did you see my foreign policy? Health care: we'll talk about that when you put down the Big Mac and eat a !@#$ing vegetable. Until then, see "Department of !@#$ Off." Immigration: take one goddamn guess which department handles that. Gun control: Weaver stance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Sure. Here's my policies: Legislative: veto everything. If Congress can't get enough of a majority behind a bill to override a veto, the bill sucks anyway. Fiscal: eliminate duplicate programs. We don't need 54 different college scholarship programs for Native Americans. Social: don't hurt others, don't force others to abide by your beliefs. After that, I don’t give a !@#$ what you do. Racial: my administration works for all Americans. If you want special treatment, talk to my new Department of !@#$ Off (Alaska Darin as Secretary.) Foreign policy: everyone gets one nuclear warhead. They can use it however they want. North Korea, you go first. Iran second. Choose wisely. Education: remedial English classes for everyone on the internet. "The Gatorman/EII Bill." Environmental: You're worried about CO2? Did you see my foreign policy? Health care: we'll talk about that when you put down the Big Mac and eat a !@#$ing vegetable. Until then, see "Department of !@#$ Off." Immigration: take one goddamn guess which department handles that. Gun control: Weaver stance. You had me at "Sure, here's my policies" then you had to nominate that lobbyist Darin as part of your cabinet. Would he even take a position subservient to you unless there was a lotta bucks involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I think it's time you announce you are running. Make America tolerable again. Get us up off the canvas, Tom. We need you! We should launch Tom's campaign on a Friday. And book Rebecca Black for the event Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 All hail Tom. Make twobillsdrive great again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Let's build a wall around PPP and make Sarama pay for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Let's build a wall around PPP and make Sarama pay for it. He's going to pay for it, he's going to pay for it. You'll love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 You had me at "Sure, here's my policies" then you had to nominate that lobbyist Darin as part of your cabinet. Would he even take a position subservient to you unless there was a lotta bucks involved? As Secretary of !@#$ Off? He was born for that cabinet position. If the Senate doesn’t approve him, I'll just make him my !@#$ Off Czar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 This is gaining traction. Let's get an interview with your wife to make you seem human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 This is gaining traction. Let's get an interview with your wife to make you seem human. Rather ambitious, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 As Secretary of !@#$ Off? He was born for that cabinet position. If the Senate doesn’t approve him, I'll just make him my !@#$ Off Czar. Is there room in this thing for a Department of When Your Head is Rolling Down a Flight of Stairs, That's When? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 eh? I may be Canadian but you don't have to make fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I hope Tom has the correct "phone and pen" to get past that pesky PPP checks and balances. . It's good to be the King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Is there room in this thing for a Department of When Your Head is Rolling Down a Flight of Stairs, That's When? You know when you'll know if there's room for a 'When your head is rolling down a flight of stairs' department? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted March 3, 2016 Author Share Posted March 3, 2016 Trump just tweeted, "DCTom is a low energy candidate who has never run anything! No good!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I may be Canadian but you don't have to make fun. Save up dude because there DOWYHIRDAFOSTW is recommending two walls, and you're paying for one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 He's got to release his tax records for the past two thousand years, and demonstrate that he knows how to properly wipe a server. For example... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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