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Dude, that chick is frigging nasty. She's overweight, almost albino, has more tattoos and piercings than the front row of a Limp Biskit concert, and that "I'm an outsider" and "whoa is me" attitude... you wonder why your an outsider? Go borrow a mirror from one of the hot chicks...

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Well, hey, we can't ALL be genetically perfect, now can we Dr. Mengele?

 

You're disregarding the fact that those prissy girls will drive you nuts while the freak'd prolly mix you a bevvie, roll a fattie and suck the chrome off your trailer hitch. All that without a dozen roses or dinner, no less.

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Hey, whatever, porn-boy.

 

In a former life, I was a punk rocker. That was before I grew a brain and had half a thyroid removed.

 

:I starred in Brokeback Mountain:

 

So what If I like em freak-nasty?

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Dude, are you talking about Angie? I had to go check out a pic to see who you guys were talking about.

 

Good thing she is a bartender, 'cuz she'd need to get me schit-faced to do anything with her...

 

:o

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Well, hey, we can't ALL be genetically perfect, now can we Dr. Mengele?

 

You're disregarding the fact that those prissy girls will drive you nuts while the freak'd prolly mix you a bevvie, roll a fattie and suck the chrome off your trailer hitch. All that without a dozen roses or dinner, no less.

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Genetically perfect is one thing. Getting fat, avoiding the sun at all costs, tattooing 50% of your body and piercing the rest has nothing (well, except the fat part) with genetics.

 

Its too late for her because of the tattoos, but without those, if you took the piericing out, shed about 30 pounds, got some damn sun, lost the "trying to not be trendy so i end up being trendy" sunglasses, and put on some makeup, she might be alright to look at.

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Its too late for her because of the tattoos, but without those, if you took the piericing out, shed about 30 pounds, got some damn sun, lost the "trying to not be trendy so i end up being trendy" sunglasses, and put on some makeup, she might be alright to look at.

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Exactly... though I don't think the extra weight & lack of sun kill her as much as the tats.
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Exactly... though I don't think the extra weight & lack of sun kill her as much as the tats.

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Man, I HATE tattoos on girls. If i see a hot chick at the bar, and then see she has a tattoo, even the small one of the small of her back, it loses huge points. I don't know - something about that rare girl that didn't actually get a "butterfly" or "the sun" freshman year in college...

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