The US Army is aiming to put Papa John's out of business

[Beerball]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/us-army-develops-pizza-that-can-last-for-three-years/ar-BBpBdMr?ocid=iehp&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

[K-9]

I call bullschit.

 

The half life of Papa John's pizza is three years ALONE!

[DC Tom]

I call bullschit.

 

The half life of Papa John's pizza is three years ALONE!

 

I call bull **** because the very moment you stuff pizza into an MRE pouch, it is inevitable that it will taste exactly unlike pizza.

[Maury Ballstein]

sweet! Might as well order 30,000 of these too

[Mike in Horseheads]

Does Payton know this?

[dib]

Papa John's is tasteless to begin with

[Just Jack]

I thought Little Caesars already perfected the indestructible pizza?

[Bullpen]

Having had a few MREs in my day, I can honestly say, they're going to have to double the amount of Tabasco sauce they include in those kits. The chicken and rice and spaghetti were the only things remotely passable (pun intended) back when I was eating MREs.