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http://www.cnbc.com/2016/02/12/meet-the-company-betting-up-to-10k-on-your-marriage.html

 

 

 

 

Seattle-based [/size]SwanLuv (named after the eternal bond of mating swans in the wild) is offering up to $10,000 to couples looking for a little extra cash to spend on their wedding with just one catch: Should a couple take the money and wind up getting divorced in the future they will have to pay back the wedding gift with interest. If that wasn't enough, the interest rates and offer are said to be calculated using "algorithm software technology" utilizing data from the couple's application.[/size]

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My wedding cost $125, the fee of a license in King County Washington and private officiant. The fact that such a service exists is just evidence of how dumb some people are in this land.

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My wedding cost $125, the fee of a license in King County Washington and private officiant. The fact that such a service exists is just evidence of how dumb some people are in this land.

Did you get fries with your reception dinner?

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yeah, until you are beaten to a pulp with your own severed penis.

than, clearly, i'll need a safe word worked in to the wedding vows.

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Does it count if you get divorced and take the money to remarry and have a 2nd honeymoon?

 

Been married 27 years, 9 months, 12 days and by time I am divorced I will be bankrupt so my spouse can have all the assets.

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yeah, until you are beaten to a pulp with your own severed penis.

 

You seriously think a six foot plus cow farmer can be beaten to a pulp with an inchworm?

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You seriously think a six foot plus cow farmer can be beaten to a pulp with an inchworm?

point taken

yeah, until you are beaten to a pulp with your own prize bull's severed penis .

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