ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 http://www.cnbc.com/2016/02/12/meet-the-company-betting-up-to-10k-on-your-marriage.html Seattle-based [/size]SwanLuv (named after the eternal bond of mating swans in the wild) is offering up to $10,000 to couples looking for a little extra cash to spend on their wedding with just one catch: Should a couple take the money and wind up getting divorced in the future they will have to pay back the wedding gift with interest. If that wasn't enough, the interest rates and offer are said to be calculated using "algorithm software technology" utilizing data from the couple's application.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Large Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 My wedding cost $125, the fee of a license in King County Washington and private officiant. The fact that such a service exists is just evidence of how dumb some people are in this land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 (edited) My wedding cost $125, the fee of a license in King County Washington and private officiant. The fact that such a service exists is just evidence of how dumb some people are in this land. Did you get fries with your reception dinner? Edited February 13, 2016 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Hmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 what if I am poly-amorous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 what if I am poly-amorous? Then I'd think you'll be paying it back at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 what if I am poly-amorous?leave your proclivities out of the conversation please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 leave your proclivities out of the conversation please. I'm serious. If I practice polygamy... I could make $100k! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 I'm serious. If I practice polygamy... I could make $100k!yeah, until you are beaten to a pulp with your own severed penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 yeah, until you are beaten to a pulp with your own severed penis. than, clearly, i'll need a safe word worked in to the wedding vows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxum Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Does it count if you get divorced and take the money to remarry and have a 2nd honeymoon? Been married 27 years, 9 months, 12 days and by time I am divorced I will be bankrupt so my spouse can have all the assets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 yeah, until you are beaten to a pulp with your own severed penis. You seriously think a six foot plus cow farmer can be beaten to a pulp with an inchworm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 You seriously think a six foot plus cow farmer can be beaten to a pulp with an inchworm? point taken yeah, until you are beaten to a pulp with your own prize bull's severed penis . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Did someone say bull penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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